Theodore

It's hot asf where i am. I'm stressed. I just broke up with my bf. FFS GIVE ME A REASON TO LIVE. GIVE ME A LUST FOR LIFE

@ this entire era: proof or it didn't happen

Did anyone hear about anything today? I'm asking for a friend

speaking the ''To begin with..all you need is LOVE" , it would slay my entire existence if she put a little monologue for the intro that featured those exact words....and right after that line , LOVE would fade in and begin the album

SCREAMING

yup. this thread is definitely hitting 700 pages by the end of the day.

sorry lmao it's just fun to have 4 pages of fun banter instead of 8 pages of gays arguing over her outfit not matching

I actually screamed at Put me in a silent movie

Lust for life so far: Love (When me and your grandmother fell in) Best American President Lust for Life Support God Bless America Yosemite (Have a picnic at) The Nazis never came

Lana Del Rey: The Elderly Leaks Be my grandson Fine china Yes to Hilary Every Woman Gets Her Kitchen Rotary Dial Baby Tv in black and white Jfk Your Grandmother edit I just thought of a better one: Be My Donor (like kidneys and stuff)

Pretty When I Die Mesothelioma, Power, and Glory

Ultraviolence this time Cruel Teenager Ultra Heart Burn Shades of Cancer Negro beauty (lmao I'm mixed and it's ok you can laugh)

im crying at us. lmao I love y'all American Civil War Gods and Hitlers

I'll serve you up a special side of heartbreak. On the house

cause we're young....and in loveeeeee with depression

4.Video cassette tapes 5.Diabetes mtn dew 6. World War II 7. Bingo Paradise 8. AM Radio

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BLUES CLUE.

We dance on T....of the Triggered Fansite Til we run out of breath Gotta rant til we die

What are y'all gaining from this? Like seriously. Either throw hands or stfu lmao. Be grateful she fed our hungry asses and leave the fashion police to Kathy Griffin

Is it just me or when she revealed God Bless America, my mind immediately went to Mermaid Motel and the part where she sings "God bless the universe, God Bless the ocean, God bless you, and God bless me. " imagine her sampling those vocals and using them as background vocals

horizontal : nails in the kitchen, back arched like a cat doggy style on your back diagonal: up against the wall. riding

I would say yeah I guess. Depending on the angle at which the dick is being given. I hope that's enough to explain without actual examples lmao

I didn't join the forum until right before HM was released. So I never got the full experience of the era....and....now I know what you all meant when you say "the era doesn't truly begin til the scat gifs roll in" omfg

lmao nope. Shes so predictable, yet a wildcard at the same time. like her music never ceases to amaze me, but her habits when it comes to stuff like promo, Instagram posts, and teasing usually follow the same patterns

watch her post a video and everyone flocks to it in lightning speed, only for it to be a video of her driving home and smiling at the camera as -insert jazz musician here- plays on her car stereo. And the caption will be along the lines of "so much in store for you these next few weeks. I had a great time tonight with everyone. thanks @gucci for having me. Good night kids, XX"