Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

Lana should take after Lizzy Grant and the OG ancom Jesus Christ himself and be a commie again if she's so into church now

 

Still haven't stopped thinking about her threatening to guillotine Moby <3

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

The tracklist had either 11 OR 18 tracks, there is no in between. The cover was just her face and her hair was beautiful and elegant yet simple and understated. I am telling you I have a psychic connection to this album and it is ALIVE and its coming. Its not a feeling, its my reality

DID THE COVER HAVE SURF VIBES CUS IF YES THEN SLAY MY LYFE

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

DID THE COVER HAVE SURF VIBES CUS IF YES THEN SLAY MY LYFE

It did, her hair looked like she had just been surfing it honestly looked like this format

 

 

Mixed w this hair and vibes

 

 

And the same color scheme as the poetry book selfie she posted on IG

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

It did, her hair looked like she had just been surfing it honestly looked like this format

 

 

Mixed w this hair and vibes

 

 

And the same color scheme as the poetry book selfie she posted on IG

 

Stopppppp that'd be perfect and now I'm going to be sad if she doesn't do it

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

It did, her hair looked like she had just been surfing it honestly looked like this format

 

 

Mixed w this hair and vibes

 

 

And the same color scheme as the poetry book selfie she posted on IG

Dooooooowwwwwn . beach cover here we commmmmme

[American Whore 51,090]

If Lana covers anything for this album, she should cover Higher from anti. That was such a good album and that song would fit her voice well. Plus Rih is a queen

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

I think its, at the very least, safe to say we wont get anything else from her in May, right gays?

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

I think its, at the very least, safe to say we wont get anything else from her in May, right gays?

 

I checked the song registration site yesterday and there was nothing new, so yes, I think you're right.

 

I maintain that it would be smart for her to use the momentum from the DT release and drop another single soon, but I fully expect to not hear from her again for another three months.

[Wynwood 19,967]

the album is clearly cancelled, i stopped waiting for it

[Make me your Dream Life 87,457]

I wonder why she'd think of a surprise release even, aside from the ease of it - would we even b surprised at this point? Hm

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

I wonder why she'd think of a surprise release even, aside from the ease of it - would we even b surprised at this point? Hm

 

But she can't do that without registering the songs first, can she? Can you secretly register songs? Has she ever?

 

Because if not, we are far too obsessive for her to do a surprise release. She'd never get away with it.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

the album is clearly cancelled, i stopped waiting for it

I’ll pray for you Kathi- you and that disgusting mouth of yours. God Bless

[mrborntolose 9,943]

the album is clearly cancelled, i stopped waiting for it

take it doen

[bluefiona 8,050]

We believe that all the money that comes into the church belongs to God. Tithes, oerings, gifts and other donations, as well as income from tuition and otherministry activities are all given to us in trust. As churchleaders we are accountable to God and to the people who have given to the church to be excellent fiduciaries of God’s money. All oerings and donations given for adesignated purpose or project are used 100% for that purpose or project.

 

 

"It's Gods money we are just accepting it and using it for him thats why we pay ourselves 5x what we give to charity"

 

I wonder how they would explain why they opened their 2nd location in Beverly Hills despite them being from Seattle and then fly in weekly to hold services there. "God spoke to us and said there is a lot of money there and celebrities are gullible". 

 

This reminds me of Scientology. Disgusting. 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Ohhh that's why we've been scrubbed, kiddos. We're "suppressive people". Which one of you is Katie Holmes? 

[movebaby 5,379]

Which one of you is Katie Holmes? 

ah fuck i didn't think it would come to this but...it's me

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

ah fuck i didn't think it would come to this but...it's me

 

Katie Holmes masquerading as Shirley Manson ... I fucking knew it. It all makes sense now.

[movebaby 5,379]

Katie Holmes masquerading as Shirley Manson ... I fucking knew it. It all makes sense now.

i could've sworn assuming the identity of my favorite badass 90s frontwoman would keep me safely incognito forever, but the guilt of knowing that i, katie holmes, myself am the sole impediment to nfr's release is simply too heavy a cross to bear in secrecy

[movebaby 5,379]

also i'm 2dumb4technology at this hour so just know that i intended the phrase "cross to bear" to be a link to smash hit You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette aka God (https://viewaskewniverse.fandom.com/wiki/God)

 

see, it all comes back around

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

also i'm 2dumb4technology at this hour so just know that i intended the phrase "cross to bear" to be a link to smash hit You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette aka God (https://viewaskewniverse.fandom.com/wiki/God)

 

see, it all comes back around

 

I love 90s music, too. Taste, Katie.

 

Your taste in husbands negates it, though.