what did Pitchfork rate your top 5 albums?

[Mer 61,775]

36 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

UV is atleast an 8-cmon 

 

Adjusted for how much they seem to hate pop-girls, and how much they seem to dislike Madonna, this is basically a perfect store. 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,976]

No order…

 

ULTRAVIOLENCE - 7.1

Dance Fever 7.1

Bella Donna - N/A

The Downward Spiral - 8.3

Juju - N/A

Songs of Faith & Devotion - N/A

† - 8.4

Faith - 8.7

Dirt Femme - 5.4

Rebel Heart - 5.1

 

[taco truck 32,992]

1. 9.4 Norman Fucking Rockwell! - Lana Del Rey 

2. 5.5 (Redux 7.8) Born to die - Lana Del Rey

3. 8.8 Melodrama - Lorde

4. 7.7 how i'm feeling now - Charli XCX

5. 5.9 Coastal Grooves - Blood Orange

[Rorman Nockwell 56,717]

1 hour ago, Mer said:

3. Ray Of Light: 8.1

Honestly what the fuck

Can't trust Bitchfork

[Mer 61,775]

5 minutes ago, taco truck said:

3. 8.8 Melodrama - Lorde

 

They rated Melodrama higher than folklore, Ultraviolence, and Ray Of Light? Bitch please. 

 

[taco truck 32,992]

2 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

They rated Melodrama higher than folklore, Ultraviolence, and Ray Of Light? Bitch please. 

 

Melodrama is def better Ultraviolence def deserves about the same score tho!

[Thunder Revenant 20,943]

 

Lana Del Rey - Honeymoon 7.5 

 

Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions - Through The Devil Softly 6.7 

 

Goldfrapp - Tales of Us 6.1

 

Beth Gibbons - Out Of Season 5.7 

 

Massive Attack - Heligoland 5.0 

 

So not only do they generally not have reviews for a lot of my favourite albums - Portishead's self titled, anything by Melanie De Biasio or Elysian Fields, most of Lamb's discography, Agnes Obel's Aventine, Archive's Londinium, The Magnificent Tree by Hooverphonic, ... -    they also rate them like sh*t.

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,976]

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Melodrama is def better

Warning Point…

[Mer 61,775]

4 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Melodrama is def better Ultraviolence def deserves about the same score tho!

 

It's decent...for a Lorde album 

[Get Drunk 17,971]

I’m doing non-Lana because my fav Lana album changes on the regular. Also they haven’t reviewed half my fav albums😭

 

Sza // Z - 5.9 

Sevdaliza // Shabrang - 7.8

Anohni // hopelessness - 9.0

Lily Allen // Alright, still - 8.3

Florence & the Machine // How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful - 7.6

[Mer 61,775]

Just now, Get Drunk said:

Florence & the Machine // How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful - 7.6

 

These hoes got an issue with Flo they better be ready to catch that flow. 

[taco truck 32,992]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

 

It's decent...for a Lorde album 

folklore is cute ok... and this is coming from a Taylor stan. But she plays it too safe... and none of her albums are over an 8.5 for me personally. and i'm just not really into Madonna at all

[Mer 61,775]

4 minutes ago, taco truck said:

folklore is cute ok... and this is coming from a Taylor stan. But she plays it too safe... and none of her albums are over an 8.5 for me personally. and i'm just not really into Madonna at all

On 2/23/2023 at 5:26 PM, taco truck said:

bitches love to be contrarians on this site…

 

[Lasso 13,198]

Madonna didn't sing don't cry for me Argentina while birthing a baby and doing ashtanga yoga to be disrespected like that 

[taco truck 32,992]

13 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

Haha but i don't think rating Melodrama higher than Folklore would necessarily be contrarian at all 

[The Siren 30,521]

its hard to find my actual favs but heres some honourable mentions!

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kesha-rainbow/

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/marina-ancient-dreams-in-a-modern-land/

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/jojo-trying-not-to-think-about-it/

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21033-honeymoon/

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/fletcher-girl-of-my-dreams/

[cherrytropico 11,076]

honeymoon - lana 7.5

grace - jeff buckley 9.0

humbug - arctic monkeys 7.2

channel orange - frank ocean 9.5

isolation - kali uchis 8.6

 

these are my current fave albums but definitely not of all time

otherwise it would be all lana albums 

[Venice Jesus Whore 4,471]

Well, this is disappointing. I already can only pick my top 3 albums (not 5), and apparently Britney isn’t a big enough artist for Pitchfork to rate her music. 

1. Blonde - Frank Ocean: 9.0
2. Norman fucking Rockwell: 9.4
3. Glory - Britney Spears: ???

I tried just going off my last.fm most listened to albums, and 3/5 of the albums didn’t get rated by Pitchfork.  Great thread idea though. 

[rabbit 5,269]

Here’s 10 because I can’t narrow it down  No order:

Honeymoon - Lana Del Rey: 7.5 

Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey: 7.1

Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance: 8.2

U.F.O.F - Big Thief: 9.2 (so deserved!)

CTRL - SZA: 8.4

The Moon and Antarctica - Modest Mouse: 9.8

Titanic Rising - Weyes Blood: 8.5

Suck It and See - Arctic Monkeys: 7.5

Pang - Caroline Polachek: 7.3

Science Fiction - Brand New: 8.3

[luna de miel 3,212]

I can't wait to listen to all of these