Somerset, ENG @ Glastonbury Festival - June 24th, 2023

[Get Drunk 17,956]

I hate to be one of those fans that like tries to speak on her mood or state of mind but like sometimes she kinda is a little manic and im sensing that energy with this post

[plastiscguy 63,430]

She can't tour *cough* she's sick *cough*

 

Spoiler

 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,369]

y'all she meant tune in for  😭  wbk she's a bit crazy but not stupid enough to tell her entire psycho fanbase that she was planning to tour and canceled it.. if she rly had tour dates she was canning she wouldn't announce it to the fans unless she had to bc tickets were sold 😭 bffr

[plastiscguy 63,430]

1 minute ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

y'all she meant tune in for  😭  wbk she's a bit crazy but not stupid enough to tell her entire psycho fanbase that she was planning to tour and canceled it.. if she rly had tour dates she was canning she wouldn't announce it to the fans unless she had to bc tickets were sold 😭 bffr

Hope so, because if she cancels a tour she didn't even get to announce... 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,369]

i hope lana didn't put in her festival contracts that she doesn't have to do the media / interviews that festivals usually do for their big artists to promote the festival, and the backstage interviews they always ambush artists with.. praying lana is made to do it all 🙏

[anwdelrey 9,267]

Wondering if this was a Ben/Ed fuck up and she said sure I’ll stay on but can the tour we had planned. LMFAO

[drugmunny 8,879]

am i being stupid or what does that mean 'turn off the rest of our shows'? 

[Get Drunk 17,956]

12 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

y'all she meant tune in for  😭  wbk she's a bit crazy but not stupid enough to tell her entire psycho fanbase that she was planning to tour and canceled it.. if she rly had tour dates she was canning she wouldn't announce it to the fans unless she had to bc tickets were sold 😭 bffr

stop ur so smart Cus I really couldn’t decipher it😭

[glastonburywtf 52]

18 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

Wondering if this was a Ben/Ed fuck up and she said sure I’ll stay on but can the tour we had planned. LMFAO

 

I reckon it was on glastonbury's side tbh and they just forgot to give her special announcement after the 3 year delay

[Grenadine quarantine 2,400]

She deleted her comment on Glastonbury’s post as well she’s all good now, ready to headline😍 

[bluefiona 8,050]

9 hours ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Lana doesn’t give a fuck about what the poster says… she’s just looking for reasons to cancel so she can stay at home and write poetry and hide. Girl obviously isn’t keen on doing shows. 

 

 

This woman hates touring and having to sing the same setlist for the last 10 years.

[bluefiona 8,050]

6 hours ago, Not as cool as me said:

It’s a shame because I just don’t think it’s the right festival for her. It’s inaccessible to a lot of her of her UK fans, and @glastonburywtf is right, at present, with the GP she doesn’t have the pulling power for main stage Glastonbury, even headlining the other stage might not be what she’s expecting 

 

 

She's also a very boring "entertainer" on stage, which she knows because she got the dancers. 

 

Those people over there aren't going to be into the stopping the concert to look for vape, wasting 10 mins of the show taking selfies with everyone in the front row...then there's the lip syncing to the backgound tracks. 

 

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

1 hour ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

 

 

This woman hates touring and having to sing the same setlist for the last 10 years.

And also I’m like her…I do the same thing. Find a small detail and then use it to wiggle out of the whole thing. Let’s face it her label make her tour she herself doesn’t like it much, too Anxiety inducing.  

[bluefiona 8,050]

If she sings Black Bathing Suit on this tour all her anxieties will go away. 

But who are we kidding?

 

Honestly, I'm glad I saw Lana in 2012. I'm okay never going to a show of her's ever again. As long as she keeps releasing music. 

 

Edit: From popjustice last night:  

 

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

53 minutes ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

If she sings Black Bathing Suit on this tour all her anxieties will go away. 

But who are we kidding?

 

Honestly, I'm glad I saw Lana in 2012. I'm okay never going to a show of her's ever again. As long as she keeps releasing music. 

 

Edit: From popjustice last night:  

 

My experience too, she isn’t great live. She just stands there looking uncomfortable.  I’ve accepted not every singer is a born performer.  If I were to say some ok performances it would be Brazil and Argentina a few years ago…I felt she feed off the crowds energy which gave her a bit more confidence. 

[hotshot2am 18,781]

 

Updated poster with Lana as headliner.

[anwdelrey 9,267]

IJBOL. They pissed their pants when she threatened to pull put I’m laughing.

[ShootingNeon 788]

Does anyone know which day she would perform?

[glastonburywtf 52]

On 3/16/2023 at 12:39 AM, ShootingNeon said:

Does anyone know which day she would perform?

Saturday

[Blue Rev 3,015]

She has a 1hr15m set from 22:30 - 23:45 on the Saturday

 

https://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up/line-up-2023/