trayertrash 7,210 Posted January 14, 2013 So all of you should know who my wife Jodi Foster is, (Taxi Driver, Silence Of The Lambs, Freaky Friday, Foxes, Panic Room. Flightplan, The Brave One & Nims Island are some of her most famous flawless films) Well, we've been in a loving imaginary relationship since I was 11 and first discovered her beauty, talent, and all around bad assness. Anyway, she made her officially public coming out statement last night at the Golden Globes; though she's made public remarks about her lover (me) several times before. She also subtly announced her retirement from acting so she can spend the rest of her days making sweet sweet love with me which is bullshit because I need more of her sexy goodness on my t.v./the movie screen."While I’m here being all confessional, I just have the sudden urge to say something I’ve never been able to air in public. A declaration that I’m a little nervous about. Not quite as nervous as my publicist, huh, Jennifer? But uh, you know, I’m just going to put it out there. Loud and proud. I’m going to need your support. I am -- single!" She then took a more serious turn, noting, "I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago, back in the Stone Age. In those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends, and family, coworkers and then gradually, proudly, to everyone who knew her." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhettoDrugStarHooker Posted January 14, 2013 oh honey ur deleirious but congratulations!! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,637 Posted January 14, 2013 You didn't spell the name of the woman you've had a loving relationship with since you were 11 right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYg0vQyPGA 1 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Cuomo 3,319 Posted January 14, 2013 Yeah, this was no surprise 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trayertrash 7,210 Posted January 14, 2013 You didn't spell the name of the woman you've had a loving relationship with since you were 11 right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYg0vQyPGA God damn it! My sister's name is Jodi, I always spell Jodie's name wrong oh honey ur deleirious but congratulations!! You are so mysterious, when you are not delirious 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
