Misheard Lana Lyrics

[Embach]

On 8/29/2016 at 3:24 PM, pinkbubbles said:

In "Live Or Die" instead of "film noir star" I hear "Fung Wah star"

 

 

 

On 9/7/2016 at 5:34 PM, CrazySister said:

"I would wait american years" instead of "I would wait a million years" in Blue Jeans.

 

On 9/10/2016 at 4:15 PM, theeternalstars said:

I thought Resistance was about impregnation the first time I heard it

 

I thought she was singing "your kid in me" and the line "new kind of porno, one that has yet been born oh" didn't really help to clear my confusion

 

On 9/10/2016 at 6:26 PM, cheaptrailertrashglm said:

i still have no idea what she says in most of the carmen chorus.

 

so i sing it like this:

"The boys, the girls, they all like Carmen

she gives them butterflies, bats her faoishdfpaodsiuhfoha eyes

she laughs like God

her minds like a DIAMONDS (?)

dufahosidfhaisudhfaoisdhf

She's still shining like asdiufhapisdhfuaisdfh

ohhhhhh like ifdhaosdhfaoisudhfhao en en "

 

On 9/13/2016 at 11:34 PM, Carino said:

Blue Jeans

you were sorta punk rock/you sir plum plum

well shit at least you tried/push in to push to child

I'M WEAK READING ALL THESE THIS IS SO FUNNY  I can also understand why they misheard these lyrics like that, these are the most incomprehensible parts and now I can't really unhear it lol

[Without You]

In Breaking My Heart I thought she said “kissin’ me hard seein’ feathers” instead of “kissin' me hard see valentina stars delight” i literally can’t hear those words at all 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler]

In TNBAR, I thought that she was saying "Two bangers out tonight" instead of "Topanga's hot tonight" 

[Let the Light In]

Stiff Emily 

If you’re wrong or you’re right 

[Americen Whore]

Am I the only one who thought “everywhere screaming black lives matter” was the lyric? I didn’t know she said “there we were screaming….” , I’ve been singing it for years, I feel betrayed 

[Americen Whore]

Also Groupie love, to this day I still hear “you want money, groupie love”, how “you want my groupie love” is the right lyric 

[oldandugly]

2 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

I didn’t know she said “there we were screaming….” 

i rhought it was “everyone screaming BLM” 

[Nightcall]

Never Let Me Go

”hold me in your arms, “f***” me like your best friends did”

 

I’m sorry 

[Americen Whore]

17 minutes ago, Bluelake said:

Never Let Me Go

”hold me in your arms, “f***” me like your best friends did”

 

I’m sorry 

Reminded me of “Joe met me down at the training yard, cuts on his face cuz he fucked too hard” 

[Dark City]

14 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

Reminded me of “Joe met me down at the training yard, cuts on his face cuz he fucked too hard” 

I’ve heard it and sung it like that for 2 years before finding out I was singing it wrong 

[Francesco Carrozzini]

I love when she sings "even when you chocolate chocolate" in God bless america and all the beautiful women in it. I never wanna know the actual lyric I just think chocolate chocolate

[Quincy]

Idol of roses, iconic soul

 

vs.

 

I know the roses, I’ve counted so 

 

-Bel Air

 

To this day I still sing iconic soul even though I know those aren’t the words 

[Dark Angel]

13 hours ago, Quincy said:

Idol of roses, iconic soul

 

vs.

 

I know the roses, I’ve counted so 

 

-Bel Air

 

To this day I still sing iconic soul even though I know those aren’t the words 

 

i'm not sure if i'm confused, but idol of roses, iconic soul is the correct lyric

[Cult Leader]

"so what if you taste just like kevin" instead of "so what if you taste just like heaven"

[venice biotch]

16 minutes ago, Cult Leader said:

"so what if you taste just like kevin" instead of "so what if you taste just like heaven"

youre telling me that its heaven and not kevin?..

[Embach]

17 minutes ago, Cult Leader said:

"so what if you taste just like kevin" instead of "so what if you taste just like heaven"

Seems that Kevin is the cursed misheard lyric here  Like that one ⬇️

On 4/21/2013 at 7:36 AM, Trinity said:

In Diet Mountain Dew it says:

"There in his white Pontiac Heaven"

I thought it said:

"Ridin' his white pony named Kevin"

 

[laurita]

8 minutes ago, Embach said:

Seems that Kevin is the cursed misheard lyric here  Like that one ⬇️

 

Fuck you Kevin!

[Super Movie]

You could tell me a million times what she's supposed to be saying in the bridge for In My Feelings and it would still just sound like complete gibberish to me 

[WaitForLife]

On 6/12/2024 at 7:15 AM, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

In TNBAR, I thought that she was saying "Two bangers out tonight" instead of "Topanga's hot tonight" 

She referred to Doin Time and FILY as her two bangers

[Embach]

4 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

You could tell me a million times what she's supposed to be saying in the bridge for In My Feelings and it would still just sound like complete gibberish to me 

I'd be singing that part like: imiahdjaopsofjr lakdjkwoakaaaah