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Pawn Shop blue:

 

I don't mind living on bread and oranges, no no

But I gotta get to and from where I come

And it's gonna take money to go

 

Lana has an eating disorder and she only eats bread and oranges.

But she needs to buy a car because she doesn't have energy to run or even walk. You can't move without food...

 

In the name of higher consciousness

I let the best man I knew go

'Cause it's nice to love and be loved

But it's better to know all you can know

I said it's nice to love and be loved

But I'd rather know what God knows

 

The higher consciousness is her beauty ideals. Her "man" is actually food. She knows that it's nice not to be hungry but it's better to look beautiful like a god.

 

Well, I didn't know it would come to this

But that's what happens when you're on your own

And you're alright letting nice things go

 

She didn't know that it would come to an eating disorder. But she knows that it's important to get (very) slim because she thinks that she is on her own (lonely) because she is too fat. She convinces herself that it's ok to let the delicious food go!

 

:runs:


I AM MY ONLY GOD

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"In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel looking to get fucked hard"

 

Lana sings this lyric to give us an insight look of her new porno. It's nothing special just her and two males one dressed as god and one dressed up like perez hilton.


god knows I tried

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VELVET CROWBAR

 

"life is a velvet crowbar, hittin' you over the head...

...my baby's on his eight life darlin' "

 

Lana's "baby" is a cat. All cat's have nine lives, unfortunately this cat is on his eighth life. This is because a small child, referred to as "life" is repeatedly hitting him over the head with a velvet crowbar.

 

"you wanna touch life so hard, why can't you give it a rest?"

 

The cat has attempted and aspires to molest life, explaining life's frequent attacks. Now lana has to watch her cat to make sure it does not escape and try to molest life then subsequently die from the injuries afflicted by life with his velvet crowbar.

 

So to sum up, this is a song about a child molester cat attempting to molest a child who repeatedly thwarts his advances by attacking the cat with a crowbar.

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OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS THESE ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

I DIED READING THESE! :lange:

 

 

Gods And Monsters:

So Lana is telling the devil's life story in his eyes...

 

In a land of gods and monsters, I was an angel

Living in the garden of evil

Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed

Shining like a fiery beacon

Starting with Lucifer and how he fell to hell for being jealous of God. And he got a shock of that, so he became the devil (Shining like a fiery beacon).

 

Me and God, we don't get along, so now I sing

Saying how the devil started to despise God.

 

No one's gonna take my soul away

The devil is scared God will take his soul away (kill him) for going against him.

 

"Fuck yeah, give it to me

This is Heaven

What I truly want

It's innocence lost

Innocence lost"

He starts to like hell and wants it for it is practically Heaven, but the exact opposite - oh, the delight it brings him! He realises that's what he truly wants: innocence lost.

 

 

Yeah, it's not really that funny. :notamused:


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