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  1. Ooh, I've been tempted to make a thread like this for a long time but I thought it'd be critically panned by the forum members.

     

    Anyways:

     

    -I read the word "Off" on a switch and I thought it said "To the Races".

    -I stood to do the pledge of allegiance in school the other day and said, "I Pledge Allegiance to my Dad for teaching me-"

    -During an assembly, we all stood to sing the National Anthem and I thought they meant Lana's "National Anthem"

    -My dad grabbed a Mountain Dew bottle out of the fridge and I automatically whispered to myself "New York City..."

    -My Spanish teacher asked the class about poems and the only poem I knew off the top of my head was Walt Whitman's, "I Sing the Body Electric"

    -My Social Studies teacher said, "You can't have your cake and eat it too" - and I thought "Don't tell Lana that."

     

    I'll think of more instances in the past as time goes.

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