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WE HAVE FOUND BEYONCÉ'S MURDERER Rina Sawayama has been convicted of the 1st degree murder of Beyoncé Knowles. She was found posing as a balloon next to the stage. Her motive was stated to be "She released a more successful album than mine and I was tired of her being in the limelight so long so I took matters into my own hands." This concludes our investigation.

i regret to inform the attendants of the lipster awards that beyoncé was found dead in the kitchen at approximately 7:49 PM eastern time witnesses said that they heard rubber sounds as they approached the area we are currently investigating the crime

shades of cool deserved to win but congrats to ride for foreshadowing QFTC! give it up for QFTC everybody!

congrats to honeymoon for win- oh what's that? she didn't win? oh ok... congrats to ultraviolence for winning i guess

rina sawayama has been found, we are still searching for beyoncé rina is now on stage performing her hit single in 1 country single, hold the girl

i liked that post out of pity not out of agreement x

elle forgot to remove the LWF spam votes when calculating the results for that award

i don't know we're searching the entire establishment! @Maltese Falcon DID say people were yelling in the kitchen though

bitch said that i was obsessed with them... *scoff* imagine me paying attention to anyone besides myself

tbh venice bitch winning song of the decade is deserved west coast will win song of the century anyway so let's give VB her moment and congrats to serene queen

uh?? where did beyoncé go? she was last seen talking with rina sawayama and no one has seen her since

oops! @Elle accidentally switched the results the real winners are QFTC & the charli xcx thread

charli got robbed

shoutout to my marketing team for getting me this far

ok but me winning most active & getting runner up for the lipster of the year i mean... that's success y'all escaping the heatseekers charts and charting at #79 on the hot 100... low placement, but i reached the hot 100

i'm joking btw congrats to my lizzy sibling @Surf Noir

& bananas

cult leader comfortably sitting in 3rd place, elle just didn't mention ha

acid seeing this

both deserved stream DYKTTATUOB & dragonslayer* *illegally

my campaign is proof that if you hammer hard enough you will win something

i'm sorry but this is a shortlisted moment for "lanaboards moment of the year" for 2023