Psychedelic Pussy

omg I looked up “cinnamon Lana Del Rey” on Twitter to see what people were saying and there was a video of a girl taking a shot of some cinnamon flavoured liquor out of a dudes dick.... I-

Tea is being spilt, lanaboards users are coming for blood tonight

if she calls it Cinnamon Girl and not just “Cinnamon”.............. I will riot

Omg y’all took a lanaboards family picture and didn’t invite me? Devastated! You guys look great tho x

Your list is more comprehensive anyway! Even tho there’s a few songs we haven’t heard I hope we get more than 11/13 tracks or whatever it is. Pull through with a deluxe, pull through with Japanese bonus tracks sis

edit: omg someone beat me to it lol

Omg well girl I’m gonna say my goodbyes now cause I’ll be too busy listening to NFR on August 30th! u will be missed x by someone x

ok girl we get it you’re *different*......... anyway the album is coming August 30th, it’s literally a fact

with every post on this thread we descend further into chaos and insanity....I’m living for it

and I... am second

ok but sadly any two letters after the “NFR” in that link seems to work adding three or more letters after the NFR returns a 404 error.

It’s 9am in Cali, girl wake your ass up and give us the preorder, tracklist, album cover, preorder single, double music video..... now

Join hands, sisters, we are going to SUMMON the preorder!

Omg are we mere hours away from a single? FUCK ME UP QUEEN

I hope at least one of the two new songs pulls through with psychedelic rock vibes like VB did

If she got the Sublime tour van it probably is for a Doin Time MV. I mean, the song’s been doing pretty good on the charts for an artist like Lana, so.... This means we might be getting the double MV ~and~ a MV for Doin Time... wow, end me I mean alternatively it could just be something for the latest MV but idk, seems sketchy

omg more good news today, since we got two new track titles maybe that fucking attention whore fake account spewing their fake tracklist and lyrics will finally fuck off! Ugh, god is real!

a double music video.... directed by a professional..... for two songs we hadn’t known of until today.......... Okay girls I am truly fucking EXCITED for this record now. Holy shiiiitttttttttttttttttt this can’t come soon enough

Fingers crossed she gives us some kinda news in the next few days... We survived a whole ass year, like, we have basically a month left, final stretch guys! I want to congratulate every one of you for surviving this chaos for so long!

Let’s start a summoning circle for Lana to release a music video as iconic, as revolutionary, as masterful as Shades of Cool.... like. Even to this day it is literally one of the best pieces of film in modern history. No other artist can relate. It is on another level

Yeah not gonna lie she really fucked over her fan base w this era. Releasing songs a YEAR before the album, holding off on news for so long and being vague and also basically treating this era like shit so far- bad single covers, low quality music videos (dont @ me and say the VB video is a vibe, I get it but imagine 9 min of homemade/Chuck footage as opposed to the same footage looped for 9 mins) Like I’m excited but at the same time I’m nervous? I really feel like this album could go either way. Like... imagine if we don’t get an album trailer, a decent album cover, one decent music video....... at this point the album cover could literally be a selfie and the vinyl could be shitstain brown. Like. It’s scary. 2014-15 UV-HM lana is rolling in her grave

Ok I don’t wanna hype myself up in case it doesn’t happen but I think we are literally like 1-3 days away from an announcement. Can you believe we are finally going to get FED?! Album cover, tracklist, preorder, maybe a new single, hopefully some decent promo in the next month e.g videos, performances, etc so fucking ready

Don’t forget to be 7 foot tall or wear huge platforms so you can crush anyone who stands between you and front row! Xo

you got a spare $50k? buy tix & plane tix to 20+ shows around the world lol like duh! x

ugh yes stereotype the gays! it’s a good song but it doesn’t have much replay value as opposed to ballads like Black Beauty