Psychedelic Pussy

I hope at least one of the two new songs pulls through with psychedelic rock vibes like VB did

If she got the Sublime tour van it probably is for a Doin Time MV. I mean, the song’s been doing pretty good on the charts for an artist like Lana, so.... This means we might be getting the double MV ~and~ a MV for Doin Time... wow, end me I mean alternatively it could just be something for the latest MV but idk, seems sketchy

omg more good news today, since we got two new track titles maybe that fucking attention whore fake account spewing their fake tracklist and lyrics will finally fuck off! Ugh, god is real!

a double music video.... directed by a professional..... for two songs we hadn’t known of until today.......... Okay girls I am truly fucking EXCITED for this record now. Holy shiiiitttttttttttttttttt this can’t come soon enough

Fingers crossed she gives us some kinda news in the next few days... We survived a whole ass year, like, we have basically a month left, final stretch guys! I want to congratulate every one of you for surviving this chaos for so long!

Let’s start a summoning circle for Lana to release a music video as iconic, as revolutionary, as masterful as Shades of Cool.... like. Even to this day it is literally one of the best pieces of film in modern history. No other artist can relate. It is on another level

Yeah not gonna lie she really fucked over her fan base w this era. Releasing songs a YEAR before the album, holding off on news for so long and being vague and also basically treating this era like shit so far- bad single covers, low quality music videos (dont @ me and say the VB video is a vibe, I get it but imagine 9 min of homemade/Chuck footage as opposed to the same footage looped for 9 mins) Like I’m excited but at the same time I’m nervous? I really feel like this album could go either way. Like... imagine if we don’t get an album trailer, a decent album cover, one decent music video....... at this point the album cover could literally be a selfie and the vinyl could be shitstain brown. Like. It’s scary. 2014-15 UV-HM lana is rolling in her grave

Ok I don’t wanna hype myself up in case it doesn’t happen but I think we are literally like 1-3 days away from an announcement. Can you believe we are finally going to get FED?! Album cover, tracklist, preorder, maybe a new single, hopefully some decent promo in the next month e.g videos, performances, etc so fucking ready

Don’t forget to be 7 foot tall or wear huge platforms so you can crush anyone who stands between you and front row! Xo

you got a spare $50k? buy tix & plane tix to 20+ shows around the world lol like duh! x

ugh yes stereotype the gays! it’s a good song but it doesn’t have much replay value as opposed to ballads like Black Beauty

Sis....... I’ll pray for you

throwback to the iconic UV trailer. Will anything ever top that? Peak artistry

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Girl I been right here for this whole messy ride, but I remained hopeful this whole time we would get more than 13... like for real what is the reason she held this album off for a whole fucking year

take a shot every time someone mentions “vinyl colors” challenge just kidding I do not condone alcohol poisoning

If she really made us wait a whole year for 13 tracks....................... Most of which we’ve almost heard in full (or huge chunks of) already,,,,,,

Ok sigh I am kidding, Miss Lana Del Rey is not the root source of my existential dread but thanks @@Clampigirl I love u

I wish it was a joke

Ok I’m literally suicidal rn... if we don’t get an announcement abt NFR in the next 7 days I’m GONE sisters, it was nice knowing u all!

The site is obviously password locked by whoever the team is setting up the site for after NFR is announced. We’re definitely getting news soon. Hopefully get the album in August and this BBC performance within a few weeks of the album

So is she doing a filmed performance AND a live radio performance?

Imagine if the site goes back up with a countdown... like, kill me now, we’ve waited long enough

Take your own advice honey only REAL™ clowns are allowed in this thread!