appetite4destruxion

Off topic but I had to share what just happened and don't care if people take the piss out of me, cuz it's the funniest thing that's happened so far in 2017 for me, and theres no harm in making someone else laugh at my atrocities. So I'm doing a big clear up in my house, I'm blasting out blue jeans which is my favourite song by lana, dancing and serenading away.I know I was over doing it but I'm in a damn good mood! My bf comes in the living room, looks at me and then just walks back out cuz he knows when I'm in one of these high as a kite moods I don't want to be troubled. My mum is staying round for the weekend as she hasn't been to our new place yet. Im guessing my bf told my mum what I was doing and she comes downstairs and gives me "the look" suggesting me to turn off the music to tell me something important. So i quickly start thinking of any shit that I've done to upset her...but she's only been here for a couple hours i couldn't of done some thing already, God! Mum tells me in her most serious caribbean accent "The one who I bore from my loins, do you need help? I know youve always been high spirited (in my opinion high spirited just means a demon child tbh)...but I'm worried" at this point I reply to her saying "I don't need help I need lanas new fuxkin album!"