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Flowerbomb

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  1. I'm still mad they didn't cast Lana as Sharon Tate in that movie. Margot Robbie doesn't even look like her... Like yeah Lana probably can't act well enough to be in a movie but Quentin featured himself in Pulp Fiction and he can't act for shit.
  2. I'm just assuming Lana forgot she actually did TWO covers with Steven Klein already and she just fucked up because she's forgetful. May I remind yall that this is coming from a woman who forgets her own lyrics.
  3. If NFR is being released on March 29th and Ben trolled us then I will hex him.
  4. Ya'll acting like we can't illegally download the album without giving a penny lol
  5. The album better come with bonus tracks like LIB and RBFY.
  6. I don't mind a border, just as long as it fits well.
  7. So Steve Klein has apparently shot two of Madonna's album covers: Although him shooting Lana's cover is very unlikely at this point, it would be a nice change from Chuck. Just something more vibrant, daring and HQ would be amazing.
  8. Lana just needs to sign with an Indie label and call it a day.
  9. Everyone in the comments asking if it's for the magazine cover or album cover lol
  10. Remember last year when Lana was filmed doing karaoke with her friends and she put more effort into that than she did with her actual live perfomances
  11. Lana singing on her own just feels more intimate. No one pays to see a show where her back up dancers stand in FRONT of her and get in the way all the time.
  12. A small part of me is believing that the album is coming out NEXT year instead...
  13. I don't care about HIAB or HTD. I just need Cinnamona and IYC.
  14. Lana Del Rey's Quide on How To Disappear in 5 Easy Steps! Step 1: Release not one, but TWO singles in the same month. This will lift up the hopes of many gays, clinging them to the illusion that a new body of work is to be released shortly. Step 2: Release another single with a half assed selfie as the cover. This will trick some gays into believing it's A R T when in reality, it's just pure laziness. Step 3: Livestream the fans and tell them you're now delving into the Instagram baddie lyfestyle filled with wheatgrass smoothies, meeting up with white blonde gal pals and wearing snazzy Adidas leggings. Step 4: If the fans become impatient and bombard your manager's Instagram with comments, just sit back and resort to some peaceful gardening. Those blue hydrangeas aren't going to plant themselves! Step 5: And finally, don't say a single word about the album's progress no matter what, even if you promised that the album will be out at 'the top of the year'. You have better things to do like charging up your crystals and purchasing those therapeutic adult coloring books from Amazon. So that's all kids! Namaste. L.
  15. What's stopping her from releasing Cinnamon? Edit: Happy 1300 pages of pain!
  16. God Bless America aged TERRIBLY especially for Europeans.
  17. I don't even wanna come on here anymore, my excitement has completely deteriorated.
  18. Didn't Chuck say Lana always had bad taste in fashion?
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