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I noticed that Evan dude is in Hawaii & his last post's picture is a candid and chuck, sveta, Jason, Alana and pheonix and hunter are all in the picture... not proof him and lana are dating or anything at all maybe they are just platonic friends but an interesting theory since we have no clue 🧐🦋

my target cd pre order just got charged on my credit card , what does it mean ? are they sending the physicals to distribution centers for target ? hmm

my manager at work asked me about it bc I am a huge lana Stan and I constantly talk about her... had not mentioned this... its definitely getting the attention of the general public 😂

okay so she announced "Theres A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd" dec 7 (Seans birthday as mypolaroidfrown pointed out) and now this only billboard in America being in Tulsa... .and he is married now and has step children .... I do wonder what or how this could tie into the record. lana ATE on the album cover so I hope Sean drives around and his heart drops seeing it... but I do wonder if she's hung up on him or like returning things or ??? just there to see if she feels finally over it ? its interesting and now im so curious ... also val commenting the laughing emoji makes me think lana is gonna low-key drag him on her record or something idk (my wishes)

you have the mind of a mastermind my brain exploded. also VAL (lanas bestie) commented under the post "😂❤️" which is for some reason giving like a sass temperament with the laugh, like almost a foreshadowing or something... like laughing at him but also idk its a lot of energy to keep for a person she is "over" like he must have shattered her heart I wonder if boz knows if she drags men on the record?

but is it a “fuck you” look how hot and deserving i am or a hungry attempt to get back with him ? like is she still hung up on him ? so many questions

i really do not like that man. everything about him is unattractive to me. but whatever. it is kind of iconic. like did she road-trip there ? alone to write or meeting their old pals ? so curious.

i’m still so transfixed by OceanBlvd … i find myself wanting to play it over and over again all day. i’m enjoying having this treasure knowing in a few months we will have much more music to enjoy & obsess over & i hope we all can appreciate how magical this song is…. it’s back to the lyricism of “throwing a punch” & making people’s minds spin in disbelief and amazement of how truly gifted a songwriter she is! it’s also so nice as a fan to have such beautiful / timeless / vintage aesthetics this era. to share and brag about. it makes me so excited as a fan for whatever this new era holds !

omg what if she goes really deep like in her earlier performances of OTTR and Blue Jeans. i lowkey miss the deep singing. she even made fun of it on the BB insta livestream

ugh I know she was really hurt from the Sean breakup but I just really cannot stand him everything irks me about him lollolol but good for her for advertising in his city

her biggest streaming day ? and she barely lifted a finger ! iconic.

this is interesting cause i was looking at Neil’s ocean photos for this record & it seems like he shot her by the beach maybe for a video ? and then him commenting the wave for what the album is like. there surely is another set of visuals dealing with the ocean ?

it just hit me we are getting 16 brand new songs... like.... thats a lot 😭💕

SAME I can't take it what was dnc ? ditched album name ? so curious

I would oddly be okay without a video for this era... I think because everything happened so fast & we have a date and the visuals are so exceptional (to me) so far... I can't picture a video doing justice for this song. its such a unique track to add to her discography but I am curious about where she was sitting in front of the "carwash" on the single picture ... maybe they shot some things in Long Beach tbd I guess

my old friends from years ago are texting me saying “old lana is back” and they are just casual listeners. the aesthetics are profoundly beautiful (ribbons, eyeliner, pout, vintage aesthetic) and the song itself is also a dream. idk why y’all think she’s “gone” ?

omg imagine American Whore gifted to us on Valentine’s day 😈🌹💅🏼🥹🧐😜

we haven’t seen full blown horny lana in a hot minute !!!!! i’m so damn excited & interested how she touched on her feeling & being “naturally embodied” by the photos for this era - sexy , showing the ‘tatas’& being a sexy empress wh*re like she always has been. it also makes me happy to see jack antonoff posting her on his instagram with a friendship of support. a honest intention. (the same of which the indie girlies who unfollowed lana in 2020 follow his acct -marina,lucydacus,julia jacklin & knowing they most likely will see her stunning beautiful album cover & will be curious to listen…. ) 💪🌹🖕💪🔥

we really got FED today, I am so grateful and excited for March (spring is skip heaven knows) its going to be such a beautiful pisces album !!!! maybe we will get 1 video on release day !!!?

according to her note, she must have recorded the musical part of the service y'all making a mountain out of a molehill, its been known lana has gone to church before to understand God and the universe gggg

YALL... she has Jackk Donoghue in a pic and her e Mike Hermosa, this is growth!! I want the tea also im loving the unashamed lyrics, no pastor or anyone will ever censor her.... y'all should chill about that.

YALL SHE DEVOIURED. the ribbons in her hair, the eye makeup. the tits out!!! LANA DEL REY IS BACK. ITS GIVING.

WHERE IS LANA'S Announcement on Honeymoon smh IM SO SHOOK YOU GUYS SHE ATE. LIKE IM SHOOOOOOOK. HOLy SH8T Neil saying all the photos were captured in one take. iconic.

I feel like 9 am West Coast time she will post

it feels like Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa to come and anticipating what we will get under the tree omg im nervous and excited ahhh