maisiee

Lana Del Rey is a witch who lives within the Hollywood sign and comes down to Earth every tuesday to fuck G-Eazy and eat french fries while drinking diet coke and sometimes performs concerts on the moon and has a bunch of white hipsters who are all friends of her sister watch her perform and then get plunged into an eclipse tm  where we see her committing suicide to be with her hottie canadian boyfriend in alternate reality infinity 90s video game heaven instead of promoting her album 

does anyone else get the feeling we are running through this really difficult and messy obstacle course full of traps and fake outs and the ambivalent album release date is the finish line we're trying desperately to reach in one piece??

she doesn't even know that she's an artist at this point 
lana del rey who? my name is elizabeth 

The paps are known to want to ask a question to get a nasty response or grimace at which point they then
feel they have a picture worth more money when they quickly send it in (as opposed to just an ordinary photo, one reason
people where the same outfit when going shopping or picking up a coffee as those photos are much harder to sell)