ultrabanisters

we're waiting for king legendsugi to hop on and give us the release time for tomorrow!

why is this thread orange again STOP THE COUNT

neil is just a professional troll at this point

ultraviolence>honeymoon>blue banisters>paradise>born to die>lust for life>chemtrails>nfr hoping this album slots in between honeymoon and blue banisters

did we ever find out what byrons story on james cordons show was for?

exactly when she posts the trailer and tour dates on the instagram with talk show and interview announcements

as sick as i am of her and her teams silence it's (sadly) what we have come to expect with her. i dont want to act entitled and call her lazy, mainly because this girl has churned out 10 albums in 10 years, but it's a kick in the teeth to be as silent as shes being tbh especially with the release date change

she will be uploading at 3pm GMT

well good morning what the hell happened here

this girl always got clothes everywhere in her room like

im so defensive about the delulu that i became delulu myself

nobody moved

thinking about the carnage that will occur once she posts something on that account

i could post anything fake insiderish and you would all eat it up like - 'track 8 ' 'you guys are gonna die at the intro' 'taco truck is gonna be a fan favourite' 'fans of paradise and honeymoon will be pleased with some of the production' 'shes coming soon soon, just you guys wait' like give it UP

sorry im still laughing at this

crying at the attempts bless them idk either tho good luck

atleast they think the album is promotable

oh dua thought tap was dust after she left but she forgot lana existed

the speak too coherently to be

i actually giggled at this one OT discussion: how has the ig account reached 150k in a few hours her power is literally UNMATCHED omg...

inb4 this is lanas account

@Fingertips always clears

idk why yalls asking that fake insider specific questions theres a reason they only make broad sweeping statements about info that we already know or could easily happen (lfl, dw, etc style)

when lana announces her tour on the new ig and it becomes another taylor ticketmaster situation and none of us get tickets over the tiktok stans what then

i love how we can always rely on our bestie hotshot2am for detail clarifying facts