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lana if you are reading this thread i’m so happy you’re doing your own design #indieartist #shopsmallowned but lets hire someone to help you! <3 ill do it for free \<._.>/ dm me

i’m not a royalist but i really do hope the crazy conspiracy theorists leave her alone now and let her recover in peace. they were making up some really weird stuff and cancer is a dreadful thing

Kate, Princess of Wales, has revealed she has been diagnosed with cancer and is undergoing preventative chemotherapy. In a personal message, the 42-year-old said planned abdominal surgery in January was successful and it was initially thought her condition was non-cancerous. But tests after the operation found cancer had been present, she said, adding: "This of course came as a huge shock, and William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family." The mother of George, Charlotte and Louis said doctors had advised her to have a course of preventative chemotherapy and she is currently in the early stages of that treatment. https://x.com/kensingtonroyal/status/1771235267837321694?s=46&t=A-hpb0RdMeO0VZSAd563PQ

if the swan top is knitted i would get it tbh

i never recieved the email and i signed up on 2 different emails. i had to get my friend to forward it to me... alot of scheming going on

i was trying to figure out what it reminded me of and it is really giving (and this is very specific) those cheap mass produced jumpers you see on aliexpress or wish with the most random graphics on that noone would ever buy (usually things like wolves, fortnite or roblox/minecraft/other popular games at that time) - see examples below

i’m still giggling at the purple attempt it is honestly the most puzzling thing her merch team could have put out? random unrelated pngs of lyrics randomly spread across an unwearable purple gradient... their aversion to serving is fascinating to me

as much as it’s giving #capitalist hell, she needs to hire taylors merch team because she puts out some cool/different/good looking items

great minds i merged our ops so all the photos are at the top of the thread thanks queen

the purple is absolutely horrendous honestly fact the whole collection apart from the bow just isnt for me but i’m happy shes her team are putting stuff out

just uploading the pics now

Lana will release a 'Festival' Merch collection on 25/03 at 4pm GMT/9am PST. A link will be sent to subscribers at 7am PST on the day of the sale. items:

HELLOO???? edit/????? is INSANE

just got my usb and vinyl locking in and inserting usb in laptop for maximum ???? pleasure NOW also i would advise not asking for links to released material idk if its allowed in this case...

that guy who is insanely good at geoguessr would be able to find this in a heartbeat no joke

she said come take pics but idk where the radio 1 studios are bc i think they moved i live in london too

shes in her literal era brat - she is being bratty the von dutch remix with addison rae and a.g. cook - it is the von dutch remix with addison rae and a.g. cook what next - the song with grimes we made after she quote tweeted me?

i love the brat cover as much as the next person, but tweets like that are just sort of... immature it really gives 'i cant take criticism' because there are thousands of 11/10 album covers that convey the music without the artist even on the cover (off the top of my head, rayes M21CB, bury me at makeout creek by mitski and even mileys slide away single cover). i do understand and agree with her point that some (particularly gay fans) do see an album cover without the artist on and immediately scream 'WhAT is ThIS' but i think that comes from a place of overexposure to great album art than intentional misogyny (despite it still being slightly misogynistic) and they’re always looking for a step up from the previous thing anyways i’m rambling TL;DR i like the brat cover and charli is acting the same way she always has

what other countries have news channels too and thankfully not fox news

cleared those old hags couldnt have said it better myself

i’m unsubscribing from these whatsapp messages shes so annoying who tf are those people

for me it’s the other way around intro-true story is meh but then yes, and? onwards it’s classic after classic

yes

okay 1940's wartime mother...

an iconic (but never to be done) coachella setlist would be:- american (instrumental intro - transitions into...) gods & monsters salvatore the blackest day/freak/art deco (medly) off to the races (shortened) -------------------------------------------------------------------- video interlude (with behind the iron gates poetry) cola radio the greatest tulsa jesus freak (with dance till we die bridge extended instrumental outro) cinnamon girl sweet black bathing suit thunder/living legend/video games (medly) --------------------------------------------------------------------- video interlude (with candy necklace visuals and acapella 'candy necklace' lyrics) candy necklace (with appearance from jon batiste) god knows i tried blue banisters god bless america (acapella shortened) lust for life (with appearance from the weeknd) let the light in --------------------------------------------------------------------- lana leaves for outfit change/encore did you know that theres a tunnel under ocean blvd (extended outro)