ultrabanisters

i wish actually that thread was incredible

i mean self imploding your account is one thing but to then revisit the website you 'hated' and wanted to leave so bad constantly is another level of something HAPPY LIPSTERS EVERYBODYYY not everyone is obsessed w uuuuuuu

where did this come from???

not seeing enough people using the hashtag #ultrabanisterswasrobbed

now the ultrabanisters snub!!

my can of paint to throw on the winner of best lana release when sweet doesnt win somehow

baby that aint no gun

do you want children? do you want to marry me? do you want to run marathons in long beach by the sea?

i cant wait for sweet to surprise win the best lana release of the year award

it’s murder on the dancefloor

this being an ijbol moment because a certain user went on a ban-inducing rampage after being snubbed at the lipsters last year and they didnt win this time either i love good food!

whats this now

i heard runner up is the new winner

@hotshot2am well done our fabulous source of lana del rey webstore knowledge <3

oh henny no the miss mod team are protecting our master @Elle no matter how many votes she snuck into the google form voting booth

me, @That Venice Bitch and @fishtails are locked and loaded i wish a bitch WOULD try us

congratulations all so far all well deserved especially worst taste

congrats ladies!!! @Embach @Surf Noir

the lights dim... the curtain rises... the music climaxes... its beginning.

do you have any watermelon ice?

i’m glad i turned down their offer to 'bake bread in the bathroom' now..

the most important night of any lipsters calendar no it’s true!!!

well sorta kinda

not tonight i don’t have the energy