ultrabanisters

the nurses are using their invisible rope to pull you OUT of the cell because this comment is SANE and WILL happen

i cant wait to irl troll them and say 'oh wow you know this lana del rey song!!!' and then gaslight them into thinking she wrote it

i only don’t like the (original) song because straight men here in the uk scream this song at the top of their lungs in the pub for no reason... but lana WILL make me love it may the lanadelgayification of everything they hold dear continue

my god i finally got around to watching it her vocals sound incredible she looks incredible she IS incredible so proud of our girls full circle nbc moment

oh it’s happening

i wouldve believed you if you told me these were from the 2013 paradise tour oh my GAWD

i will never ever even step foot anywhere near reading if any oomfs are planning on going good luck

mitski x lana del rey interaction pleek

noone talking about how the ill fitting wig is giving amanda bynes in shes the man

what happened was horrific and was more than preventable by taylor point blank refusing to perform. the show doesn't go ahead without her at the end of the day. i would like to think the threat of lawsuits don’t matter in comparison to human welfare re. the water situation it’s pretty commonplace in most venues ive frequented unfortunately. i do understand because if anything is snuck in (alcohol, drugs, etc), the venue would become responsible for anything that might break out and they want to avoid that

tuning in rn will lyk my thots in 3 mins update i did not need to wait that long to realise it is NOT good lanas part is okay but like can we chill with the pitch control oh my GAWD

i need the entire song to sound like the last 45 seconds my gawddd the production choices in that bit are so good like the deep evil laughter in the background is so gaggy its a cute song!

this is kinda on different levels like...

AOTY TUNNEL YUPPP

this is crazy...

i kinda didnt even expect one (apart from CN) i’m kinda shocked i know we always say the grammys don’t mean shit but i know how validating it would be for her if they finally decided to give her one ANOTHER ONE THANK YOU

yeah shes clearing these categories

regardless of whatever she may or may not have signed, the reality is that it will not change shite. like if she publically spoke out in favour of palestine, would that end the awful stuff going on? whilst it’s good to know that a celebrity may stand on the correct side of history, it doesnt really affect anything i don’t think we need the dramatics of 'im done with lana' or 'ive blocked her on spotify!!!' because like... you will be all over her again the second she does something musical again

if anyone is dumb enough to blindly follow a celebrity to the degree of them forming your political opinions for you, thats on you i doubt her signing (or whoever on her team signed it without her knowledge) an online letter carries much weight at all lana can hold whatever views she wishes, but i highly doubt if she had in depth knowledge about the issue she would support what it seems like she is because she knows better than that that being said, i really don’t think we should read too much into it tbh and it really isnt that deep in the grand scheme of things

she never was... honeymouns is just trolling 90% of the time OB deluxe is NAWT coming

i’m the 8th and 9th. still debating the 11th but 3 shows is tew much for me idk

slay i got tickets to two of the london shows i couldnt resist

i’m kinda okay that she addressed it bc shes had the money narrative about her for her entire career and i would want to tell my own story if i read that kind of stuff about me though strange to address it 13 years on interesting to know nonetheless

she always puts her thoughts into words so well https://www.instagram.com/reel/CylyL6ou77N/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

i have 0 issue with people going to shows, meeting her, etc, so this does not come from a place of jealousy or anything like that. but the longer someone pursues a celebrity and creates a bigger parasocial relationship with them in their head, the closer we get to a yolana/selena situation where it becomes dangerous the more someone exposes themselves to one person and follows them round the globe, they subconsciously break boundaries down in their head, and what was unacceptable behaviour at one point then seems okay to do, and that is how stalkers are born i am happy lana knows her fans love her, but it’s going to get to a point where i am genuinely concerned for her safety because some fans may think they are actually friends with her. posting those sorts of instagram stories SCREAM sociopath and it’s really concerning that they are throwing threats around possibly for attention i am fully aware lana is not my friend and she is just someone i admire and will never have an actual relation to, which is how ALL fans should see her. the subreddit banning discussions like that is just ridiculous and cupcake behaviour. it shouldnt be off limits to genuinely call people out (as long as you’re not bullying or doxxing them lmao)