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let the hood kilos out so you can enter your rudest member era with a bang...

if elle is lanaboards' mommy... @Mer is the boards daddy!!!

so honoured to be runner up to my peacekeeping sister omg

cranberry juice!!!

watch out for that person next to you - they often go by 'eureka' and WILL hit you with their crutch!!!

all 3 winners absolutely deserved

@venice biotch CONGRATS MY LOVEEE @Veinsineon CONGRATS MY SISTAAAA @DeadSeaOfMercury CONGRATS MY DIVAAA

embach truly does deserve nicest member.. something shifted for the better when they joined

and i shared his lipgloss... NURSE

wait why i just see @111 & @Lindsay Lohan walk out the same stall

i smell a fix.. elle was paid off

both deserved omg

just walked into the bathroom to find @fl0r1dakil0s smoking with @Wait For Life @111 & @Veinsineon ... hide the ciggies before the fire marshall finds you!!

thank you for letting me borrow your fenty gloss.. @Embach took mine in a panic to do a quick touch up before they accepted their award..

did you not see the demographics survey..

embach sweep incoming.. CONDRAGULATIONS

found my seat and am waiting patiently for the cermony to begin.. my tablemates are yet to arrive because they are dealing with ivory almonds mod queue posts... No friends @ the fashion show

RED CARPET ROWS infamously banned user @lustforlife attempted to enter the ceremony wearing a temu disguise. luckily for tonights nominees, @Elle was quick to use her dupe finding technology to quickly locate and bar the disgusttodeath imposter from entering

i got my own nectar of the puss for you francesco..

GUYS DO NOT DRINK NECTAR OF THE PUSS

see you in the auditorium my love

PRESENTING RED TAPE RULES ELEGANZA for my look i wanted to incorporate elements of the rules the mods enforce and to represent the boundary between 'chaos and community'. i have done this by donning construction netting couture to keep all my fellow lipsters safe. there will be no scat attacks here tonight, ladies!

get ready..

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