niandra lades

She's so messy omg

Always thought that the repetitive Fresh linen fresh linen part in Fine China is her weeping, not "laziness".

Anyway. How can I be the only one that has never liked Happiness is a butterfly. A no no from me.

They're such enablers I can't stand it

Ass licking mfs

I can't like no comment on Instagram cuz they're all like TAKE UR TIME BB LANA WE LUFF UUUU and I'm like NO I DONNNTTTT WRONGGGG

It must be fun knowing you can just mumble and breathe for 30 seconds and all your fans will scream...

I'm too wore down tbh but I'm so happy she delivered k miss her so much 

She remembered she has an album coming omggg

OH MY GODDDD

Why did she started teasing it A YEAR AGO wtf she's a mess.. I'm so mad

I won't buy the book and I won't buy the album either. I'm so mad at her smh

I miss her SOOOOOOO much GODDDD more than I miss my ex

I still love this album more than anything in the world god Lana I miss you so much, youdramaticbitch

I hate her so much asbfasdfbasdjgabsdga

wow, imagine if march 29th used to be the original release date. ugh. we would have a whole album to look forward to in 3 days. i’m depressed.

I'd be so happy, tomorrow's my b-day

omg could it be john frusciante?? he's the RHCP's iconic former guitarist & most definitely a musical hermit!! he's not exactly retired, but hasn't released music in a while (and when he does, it's always stuff he recorded years before) and hasn't done a live show since 2008 or something like that. that would give her "RHCP influences" comment a whole new meaning, omg...

 

edit: as a frusciante stan & someone who knows his m.o. and views on music, this would be sf huge that i actually have trouble believing this possibility myself tbh.

It was my first thought lol

I've been praying for a collab between those two for YEARS. John would LOVE Lana so much and I'm sure she'd get him out of that damn house of his lol. But it seems way too much. I really see John doing something like that, tho.. but I'm not even sure she actually knows it's John Frusciante behind those guitars.

But just imagine what would that be for Lana's career... He's a genius. Lana under his direction, or doing anything... Just... woah... their music tastes are so alike... They could learn SO much from each other.

One day... one day...

Actually, MAC reminded me of this one   

God. What's the point of that dress if you're going to hide it with a jacket. So over her, wish I could just listen to her live shows and not watch that cringey pose of backup dancers but not even the sound is great, she won't even sing. The "thighs" or whatever don't make up for it LOL, it's sad.

FEELS LIKE SHIT JUST WANT HER BACK X

why did she say "who knows when it will be out" GIRL YOU!

Right like whats going on w that dammit

OMG THE SELFIEEEEE

I hope it is. Didn't know it was the anniversary that makes me believe it's her also. Any ideas of who she's speaking abt?

Also, did any of you realize Lana isn't even like, on camera during those stories recorded by her friends? Maybe I'm thinking too much on it but they don't even let her pose for the video n they're already on something else I'm...

I bet it's a hack but ummm I can dream can't i

Momma I'm hungry...

Can't believe it's gonna b another week of pain.

Who has the psychic mom? I agree w everything she said omg but who knows w Lana...

Did anyone see blakes story

Could he.... be..... with.... l*n*?

Lack of NFR it's making us actually discuss whether Lana is pregnant or not... although now that I think abt it... she's been hiding in the back of all photos for some time now... but IDK... someone make a topic let's go crazy...

Sigh... I'm so like pumped to the idea of Lana having kids... she's been talking about it for years. I hope she has kids and live the most beautiful existence with them... anyways pls NFR can you come already