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On 1/3/2024 at 11:31 PM, Surf Noir said:i voted for you arguably lanaboards' most prolific blogger
i literally put negative effort (and zero talent) into it so it truly is a feat
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C'mon guys I've been nominated most years and have yet to win.......
I know I'll a write an impromptu shitty schizophrenic freestyle poem to campaign!!!
In honor of my impeding Self Loathing Poet ( and boy do I self-loathe.) loss................
here is
*crossposted to my blog*
Purify
SpoilerPurify
by (Pretty On The Indide soon to be Bored Bannisters after the lipsters are over)
Alas I know the wind
facing down my craven back
has visions upon my face
legs back knees braced for
impact my love i do digress
I failed I waited I lost it
I'm smitten
If you could just see what
you left of me last night
I know you'd start to see
the eternity liberty of what
true beauty lacks but my
hautness has to offer
I believe in Jesus
I believe in America
I know I'm not long for the world
but I have plans god willing
for others
Purify my mouth with
your seed
I pray
Amen.
That's it.
That's the poem.
Goodbye.
And vote for me for Self-Loathing Poet.
Or don't. Whatever. Obviously I enjoy being a loser.
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8 hours ago, Raise Me Up said:lord please make this real
HEAVY METAL HOUR ON TV
DIAMOND DAVE AND RAILEENE
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Noms submitted!!!
I am campaigning for
Self Loathing Poet
Most Annoying
Most Problematic
Attention Whore
Underrated User
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54 minutes ago, Mer said:I never lost faith!
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3 hours ago, brandon said:i forgot about the snippet of On Eagles Wings omg…. my favorite church song forever and always god bless america thank you jesus
Not Bread of Life, Gather Us In, Resucito, and City of God erasure. Not to mention Canticle of Zacheriah
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1 hour ago, one time beauty queen said:Lana the type of bitch to release her album 3 years late she was too busy bein a baddie
SERVING GOD, BEIN A BADDIE AND COOKIN UP A DREAM TURNIN DIAMONDS INTO SNOW
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I totally believe in MKUltra and Hollyweird and illuminati but.....lana doesn't match the vibes really at all. She's just a quirky white girl who loves Joanne Fabric's, soul cycle, and some old hollywood glamour but like more Joan Didion than Joan Crawford. She did a few stunts to get attention at the beginning but I think that boils more down to lana's wicked sense of humor. People always take what she's saying at face value when she's clearly trolling. White Hot Forever. Amen.
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11 hours ago, Mer said:This is some scrumptious camp/LB-lore
it wouldn't be lanaboards without such. It would truly be a loss for the culture if we stopped being a zainy off beat forum of fans stans antis and randos. If people want sanitized boring fandom there is literally anywhere else on the web. Give me schizo docs, rants, theories, philosophies and manifestos. The crackier the cacklier. I want to laugh I want to think I want to scream. I want to headdesk I want a warning point for snarking too hard. The crackheadery is the feature not the bug.
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On 11/20/2023 at 1:08 AM, American Whore said:still really pissed this never came to fruition, because someone fucking stole it.
electric chair to whoever did that. The biggest of fuck you's too
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You can say a lot about the Carters good or bad but they were truly honest and abhorred corruption. The only post presidents not to cash in. Unfortunately America in 1980 was desperate to believe Ronald Reagans lies and myths and unwilling to face the mirror for the truths Jimmy was laying down. Truly a loss for the culture.
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I don't mind the Elvis thing, Separate the art and artist blah blah blah, dead for 50 years, Priscilla gets a cut and loves his music still, he's too big to cancel, at this point the music and image transcends the artist himself etc. That said, the timing is pretty iffy. Priscilla finally gets a moment to tell her story but The Brand Strikes Back. I'll still watch and enjoy it but i'd rather it have been last year or next year. It feels reactionary and intentionally silencing which, really, Priscilla is super old let her have her moment ffs.
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3 hours ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:I feel so bad for Priscilla right now
yeah i doubt lana meant it as a slight but......i'd rather she had done both honestly..... not a huge fan of the optics of just doing the Elvis special.....especially as Lana utilized the Priscilla/Elvis imagery extensively in the beginning of her career. that said i absolutely want a lana elvis cover.
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yall don't get it Lana believes she was BORN to play Priscilla...... not getting it in either with directors she adores.......it's bleak for her/ she's def pissed.
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On 10/17/2023 at 7:17 PM, Quincy said:Assuming you know who Ricardo is (obsessive fan who is borderline stalkerish and goes to almost every single Lana concert, forcing himself to barricade and acting like a gatekeeper. He also finds ways to track Lana down at other places/events.), he’s been getting called out more and more frequently lately.
I’m not sure specifically triggered it, but I heard there was something on Twitter. I’ve seen a lot of people call him out on the LDR subreddit page recently.
He’s making empty threats because people have been calling him out lately for questionable behavior. The LDR subreddit mods went as far as to say we’re not allowed to talk about him anymore on the page lol
If you’re going to be a public figure and act like an entitled brat, of course people online are going to scrutinize you.
yeah there's a line between trying to be a groupie and stalking, albeit a wavy one. Just don't be creepy lmao.
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6 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:I firmly believe that adopting a stance on this matter will not contribute to the preservation of innocent lives. I do not align myself with either the pro-Israel or pro-Palestine camps, I advocate for non-violence. Lana is entitled to her own political viewpoints, and any critique of her should be conducted with respect.
LDR10 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread
in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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I'm not saying that :Lana will drop LDRX if and only if I win my lipster this year. But I am also not saying that either. I really wouldn't risk it but what do I know? I'm just a nominee.
Anyhoo I think it will be soft grunge just to soak up the noise