Liz Taylor Blues

4 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

What about Henry, come on

Has been changed to Henry Come Out and will be released this month for Pride

as a florida cracker I love the look!

I'm so happy for you. That's amazing. Don't waste ypur time chatting with an ICON by playing journalist lol... ignore any stans demanding you question her.

2 hours ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

I need Valley of the Dolls reworked for an album….TAKE THE GUN AND PUT IT TO MY HEAD! SO I FORGET! SO I JUST FORGET AGAINNNNNNNN 

YOU MAKE ME FORGET AAAAGGGAAAAAIIIINNN

This works as both a genuine compliment and a backhanded one. Love ir. Her and Taylor are great frenemies.

I mean Lana come on

did you think we wouldn;t leak it from you?

Should have released the song

Lana come on

Fast cars Michael Stripe cocaine dust dynamite

Lasso has something for everyone

Lana , come on!

2 hours ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

This is most plausible explanation for her vague answer to the NME question. 
(I’m here for it, tbh, a more « LFL » blend of genres for Lasso)

I predicted this....

Lasso is basically the album version of Coachella- Woodstock In My Mind.......... no I will not elaborate..totally a coincidence that she headlines Coachella before it comes out........I;m excited coachella woodstock in my mind has the best production and lyrics of any lana song not named mermaid motel or hawaiian tropic......besties we so won

Loose And Sexy, Sapphic Only

Larping As Seductive Songstress Operatically

26 minutes ago, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

When Lasso is an acronym for "Lizzy's Amazing Sweet Songs Out (Now)" and Lana announces an AKA re-release/ unreleased album 

the (american) dream

Looking At Stealing Some Opals...... so it is country western but like outlaw bandit style train robbin

12 hours ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

What, you put a Blue inside your Liz? Bitch.. I’m the OG 

you don't even know the new lore........ do not challenge me witch on the deep magic, I was there when it was written....... zodiac leak has been postponed to 2028 and dark city has been deleted.......happy quaranteening

33 minutes ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

just put a psychedelic inside my pussy. Check back in an hour to see what visions about Lasso it gives me.

now you are just stealing my bit...... zodiac leak has just been postponed 2 years for the audacity

4 hours ago, Paris Hilton said:

It’s so good! She sings the words “the” and “a” throughout the song. 

Can confirm!!!

I think lasso will be like lfl in that it will be a fun memorable era with something for everyone and excellent vibes. The lfl era was my introdution to lanaboards and honestly my era and golden years on here......2017 was such a crazy year but for me it was pretty good lol and lanaboards and lfl were a huge part of it....excellent vibes well before its time....... re-listen to lfl some time end to end...... i bet it will be better than you remember

15 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

 

beautiful should at least be ahead of the trio, black bathing suit, and textbook

1 minute ago, 69 Million Stars said:

Lana’s mom Patty. On ig there’s pics of Lana meeting fans and it looks a lot like her mom is in the background. Like A LOT

I hope the fans don't make it weird...... if lana wants to reconnect with her mother that her choice and right......same if she doesn't

On 5/18/2024 at 6:38 PM, palemoonbaby said:

this will be dropped randomly in random Tuesday/Wednesday at 4PM UK time

annie mac interview confirmed...... also non zero chance for a courtney encounter as she apparently lives (refuses to leave) the bbc radio studios

catholic psychidelic synth folk is so 2020...........megachurch anphetemine accoustic jazz is our inevitable future and probably what lasso will sound like

1 minute ago, ChaoticLipster said:

And the real lasso will probably be a dull piano Ballard 

Not Snooze Blandisters the Sequel

I checked under my foreskin for any lasso tracks and there's a romantic country slow dance waltz banger that I'm sure will be played at many a prom or homecoming or weddings. Wonderful tune. Bit wistful. Certifiably a ldr track but it feels old timey

Any townies with spare tickets?  I want to see this so bad........

37 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

tbh i figured you were but i wanted to defend PP's honor bc i was worried he was still pissed at me over our quabble in another thread 

Oh no worries. Hopefully the fake drama satisfies the lanaboards gods drama requirement for new lasso news.

47 minutes ago, baddisease said:

 

I thought we weren't supposed to use that word no more

I missed that memo. Oops.

48 minutes ago, Mer said:

I don’t think @Psychedelic Pussy would ever say anything classist or sexist so let’s not do that. Annoying (in an often cute way, sometimes not), sure - but those are heavy words. It’s not sexist or classist to not want a certain aesthetic 💀

I was being facetious and (what I thought) was clearly kidding.