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Lana is coming Lana is coming Lana is COMING

Death Never Came releasing a decade(ish) after Born to Die would be iconic

I'm sensing a February / March release IDK I just sense it

Her critically acclaimed futuristic-retro jazzy late nights by the icy sea stream of consciousness contemplative at 3AM singer songwriter album is coming

Didn't he say back in October it would be a couple / few months before he could talk about the project? A couple would mean maybe we get a December release A few months could mean anytime top of year 2023 . Either way, I'm excited and happy to know it was her album he was praising! Smash album incoming

I don't think he was a fan of COCC or BB if I remember right

My hype just skyrocketed

Ok this is EXCITING news! Finally something. Does anyone have the exact quotes from BOZ about the album?? I forget what he said other than praising it

This is true. I think they also said there was a single prepared for June but Lana changed her mind last minute. Maybe her stolen laptop threw a giant wrench in things? I just want some news

Although Ben keeps referring to it as her “solo album” so what is the truth

@DragonWhore did claim there was a FJM collab on the album back in like May or June

I want to know the album title so badly I love reading all of the theories and analysis on here after she announces the name, cover, etc

I thought this in June. Then again in July. Again in September….and I thought for sure in October something will be announced

Is Honeymouns on Insta a reliable insider? They posted on their stories they believe the album will come 3/3/23. Now, while I don’t believe anyone other than Lana / Ben would know the exact release date and I’m sure Honeymouns is just teasing I do LOVE the idea of Lana releasing an album then as the number 3 holds a lot of spiritual meaning. A single soon after New Year’s Day with a high budget music video and quick rollout would be a dream

I must have missed something how did we find out the album is complete?

When will we get actual concrete information from the horses mouth I’m tired of playing delulu Lana

Parkour is the activity of running through areas in a town, using skilful movements to jump over walls and other objects. I think it’s safe to say I shouldn’t have champagne so close to bedtime again

Last night I dreamt I was spending a weekend with Lana in her family home. She told me the new album, Paradise Parkour () would be out June 16. I played cards with her entire family and then she turned into Charlie and we made out. Finally, Chuck offered me a Diet Coke but I told her I wanted a full fat Coke even though I don’t drink either. Now I’m not saying I’m psychic but June 16 IS a Friday

I feel so terrible for her I wonder if this means the entire album is lost? Also, if the hacker has access to her phone they must be able to access her photos and text messages. That sounds horrifying.

Delusions Never Cease…….here at Lanaboards

Sorry but after the low key eras that were COCC and BB please no selfie single covers this era. I want a concept. I want effort. I want to be visually aroused

Interesting what motivates them? I don’t understand leaker culture so genuinely asking

Why are all of the snippets / leaks happening at once? Is it a contest between leakers trying to one up another?

LDR9 is gonna blow our tops off we aren’t ready