Dark Angel

is this a photo of me in 12 years? why am i wearing a net over my face? the fashion trends of the future are definitely peculiar...

omg i can smell the farts all the way from here & it's so smelly that one of my curls caught on fire

i'm out of the shower & now it's time i get all dolled-up! my look will be inspired by marilyn monroe & being stuck in a hallucinogenic time-warp between 100 b.c, 1965, 2007, & 2100!

@Elle eliminating deluluking

he actually has no chance of winning now, elle has eliminated him because of his attacks & harassment

*EXCLUSIVE INFO FROM SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN* it appears that our living legend & gif queen, octavia spencer, will be making a guest appearence!

i was told that @Mer aka melania trump was going to show up... we'll have to wait & see... i got tired so now i'm making a quick trip to the gas station for a king-sized cup of coffee

1, 2, make it fun... don't trust anyone... don't worry, i'll be there, it wouldn't be fun without lizzy

2 hours until this shitshow officially begins... i think it's time i start getting ready... bound up the stairs... i'm in the shower...

doing vocal warm-ups for when i perform the entire aka lizzy grant album <3

bored... waiting until it's time to go to the lipster's... oh, sorry about the messy kitchen, i was filming a music video for my new song "coconut & key lime pie"!

why did your stylist quit?

hey! there's me! don't i look good in my midas jacket? i wore it on my album cover!

impossible twerking chicken a lipster's exclusive made out of freshly harvested gifs

THIS IS NASTY

peace vs. super movie

this list omg... i like the way you think

i've been practicing my make-up so i can look my absolute best for lipster's tomorrow! i think i'll be wearing these earrings tomorrow for the awards show... aren't they the cutest? i got them at k-mart!

well floptender just so happens to be my favorite song off of nfr...

eyeball melons

at this point the only lana producer we can geniunely trust is rick nowels

watermelon with eye colors

i'm glad other people are also noticing the production, something about the way it was mixed reminds me of jack's production & in a bad way, it feels fickle & watered-down, it isn't full