Dark Angel

fake insiders, real insiders, acronyms, colors, clownery, gifgates & their inevitable party-poopers & mod-queue scares, fake snippets, drama, declarations of leaving the forum, mods telling us to keep it civil, we've experienced an entire pre-release era in a thread for a soundtrack song with only 76 pages

i miss real insiders & real leakers

@fl0r1dakil0s c'mon post a longer snippet

this isn't the first time somebody's uploaded a snippet of a billie song as a "lana" song, so...

i'm still convinced that it's billie in that snippet unless lana was singing in a higher register & in that specific snippet she just happened to sound like billie

is that billie eilish

so are you telling me that rock candy sweet & loved you then & now AREN'T the same songs...? trust no one indeed!

what the hell is going on

"you say you'll tap it like a hi-hat" uughhhh i hate this line

chicken egg yolk yellow

nvm

the title "watercolor eyes" reminds me of the unleaked song title "neon shadows" i'm imagining something colorful, cinematic, melancholic, & unique!

aww, thank you!

well... i've already went outside today... we like having fun, even if it's a bit silly & chaotic, there's already enough stress & gloom in this world, so why is it so bad that people like to joke around? i can understand that this thread wasn't intended for jokes but derailing of the threads is basically a part of lanaboards culture at this point, there's no actual news anyways so it's not like anybody's missing anything regarding the intial topic

as long as this won't be anything like don't call me angel, it'll be okay i WILL NOT consider that monstrosity a part of the official lana del rey canon

it's just a general mariah carey reference since we often use gifs of her the glitter references glittergate

i geniunely want elle to read this thread, like a proud mother, all of her chaotic, chicken-obsessed children

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME SO HUNGRY

I'VE GOT MY RED DRESS ON TONIGHT DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT

EUPHORIA SONG COMING JANUARY 23 LET'S GO!!!

omg now i'm actually craving fried chicken

lipsters reading through this forum in 2065 hoping to find riveting & historical archives of lana's releases only to find a bunch of insane stans making jokes & memes about chickens

HYDRATE THOSE CHICKENS

elle moving all of our posts to "The Chicken Thread" when she reads through all of this