Dark Angel

SOMEBODY JUST THREW A BANANA AT MY HEAD AND NOW I'M DEAF IN MY RIGHT EAR

if candyraye vs. quincy doesn't win drama of the year...

morgan wallen himself is dollar general i fear...

the grammy's comittee which probably consists of 10 people weren't going to let lana win that year anyway

some random man who works at the near-by gas station was spotted trying to break in... SECURITY!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ELLE, EMBACH, XENOBLADE 3, AND 111... ALL DESERVED!

not sean larkin and some old guy idk what celebrity to compare him to STEALING our heartshaped-sunglasses!

rumor has it that psychedelic pussy's breasts are actually skin-colored balloons and will explode any minute now!

your bewbs keep changing size everytime i see you... are you okay?

BEST TASTE! LIZZY GRANT STANS WILL PREVAIL... THANK YOU EVERYBODY!

not jamie lee curtis behind you crying tears of blue like cool blue raspberry gatorade

CONGRATULATIONS IVORY ALMOND AND CONGRATULATIONS QUEEN ELLE!

psychedelic pussy when they see they didn't win best profile picture

now how did emma watson get into the show?

what the hell is that?

very understandable, i can imagine, you're very lucky your ears didn't start to melt off like the wicked witch of the west!

i'm living for your bejeweled saphhire hearing-aid!

wow, joan, your skin has improved so much ever since you stopped using formaldehyde

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS!

i'm going to make a dress out of all of my past and present trophies when i get back to my mobile home like i'm spencer shay from icarly getting creative or something!

you can have some of mine! (i'm sure that's not correct cigarette terminology but i don't actually smoke lol)

perhaps i should dance in that glass... oh, beyonce stole my frickin' idea of dancing in a champagne glass just like she stole my line!

CONGRATULATIONS EMBACH! DESERVED!

STATUS UPDATER! THANK YOU SO MUCH! i'm happy you all appreciate my love for lyrics and cute text symbols

GROUP PICTURE!