Dark Angel

since we've seen an uprise of AI at the lipsters, our regular waitresses melanie martinez and marina diamondis were replaced with sophia the robot! my performance must've snatched her wig...

huh...

just spotted this in the bathroom while trying to touch up my lip-liner... i'm telling you, DO NOT CONSUME PLASTIC!

oh... that fake plastic pie isn't sitting good... i don't feel right... perhaps a gold trophy will help me feel better...

here i sit, waiting for the show to begin while rubbing a random man's head...

why are you guys talking the ocean? i recorded that with my ex-boyfriend steven mertens in 2007 and it later became kill kill

may i suggest oil of olay cream? i've been using it since i was young and haven't aged since!

joan, sweetheart, i'm not sure the formeldhyde is working for you anymore...

can't wait to randomly show up in the middle of july so i can perform for the dust particles floating around in the air!

CERTAINLY not ms. lizzy woolridge grant

not as scandalous as only having some cheap plastic flowers covering you up!

perhaps next year i shall go for folk and perform my extremely coveted never-before-heard-except-for-potato-quality-snippets-from-picosong-rest-in-peace-picosong! 2006 masterpiece that never was... joan and bobby!

nobody told me i couldn't get back on the stage! i will perform the demo version as it's even more elusive and haunting... a surf noir odyssey...

i'm just simply LOVING the plastic toy chocolate pie ordered off of temu... i can feel the toxic little microplastic bits entering my gastrointestinal system already!

i'm so glad you all enjoyed the concert i love performing for you guys, now, it's time to take my seat and get some food... the buffet this year went OFF! time to dig in!

encore! encore! taking requests! what do you want to see lizzy grant sing?

The Lipsters Awards Is Proud To Present... Lizzy Grant! Tonight's Setlist: 1. Pin Up Galore 2. Mermaid Motel 3. End of The Night (The Doors Cover) 4. Marilyn 5. Ben 6. Beach Boys 7. Bentley 8. Axl Rose Husband 9. High 10. Kill Kill 11. Strangelove 12. Yayo 13. Vivienne We Hope You Enjoy A Beautiful, Mysterious, Haunting Performance...

HELLO EVERYONE! for the 2024 lipsters... i decided to wear.... leis! soon, i will be putting on a haunting and beautiful concert... get ready for the surf noir performance of a lifetime!

i can already smell potentially venomous farts, armpit sweat, cheap drinks, desperation, and stale hot cheetos.... i need a cigarette...

i'm already here since my motorcycle's REALLY fast... look at all of my fans! i brought my metallic purple sharpie to sign all of the AKA vinyls!

wow, that woman looks suspiciously like me!

when her boyfriend keeps farting do you wanna jump, jump, jump?

you remind me of my good friend and inspiration arthur lynn...

on my way!

the doors is always the vibe you inspired me to bring my everyone knows that lostwave paris hilton hot pink radio so i can blast end of the night and the end by the doors to get into the mysterious, mystical, surf noir mood...