edgar allan heaux

Girl we moved on

There’s a time limit to respond? Shit my bad, I have a job.

Not to jump into something I'm not involved in but speaking as someone who's generally quite negative on this thread it's quite refreshing to see people that are positive and excited for confirmed projects, and hounding them for no reason is... a choice.

Pfft. I’ve been chilling the majority of NFR era and some of y’all have been WAY more foul than me - didn’t one of you just say they’d much rather see Lana in a homophobic cult than to see her collab with Taylor Swift? :dead: But I’m suddenly “hounding” someone while engaging in a series of MUTUAL piss-take responses (I was legitimately under the impression we were having a laugh and ribbing each other). Mess.

let people enjoy things lmfao is it that hard

After reading 2000+ pages of non-stop hysterics it’s suddenly “let people enjoy things”...I actually laughed.

i know your fooling around but you seem to lately quote my shit when im enjoying something with a slightly snarky comment. different opinions exist and this is a forum board meant to discuss feelings but i think that the infiltration of negativity to what i say is getting tired. we heard 30 seconds of a song so i guess its not right to judge it positively or negatively yet. but i enjoy it so far as it gives me a powerful women in an early 2000s bop. but hey guess i am a clown for trying to enjoy something during such a sad era

You’re not that special. Everybody in this thread is getting clowned for liking/disliking everything little thing Lana says/does.

i know your fooling around but you seem to lately quote my shit when im enjoying something with a slightly snarky comment. different opinions exist and this is a forum board meant to discuss feelings but i think that the infiltration of negativity to what i say is getting tired. we heard 30 seconds of a song so i guess its not right to judge it positively or negatively yet. but i enjoy it so far as it gives me a powerful women in an early 2000s bop. but hey guess i am a clown for trying to enjoy something during such a sad era

You’re not that special. Everybody in this thread is getting clowned for liking/disliking everything little thing Lana says/does.

after listening a few more times,,, i love it im ready for this bop idc if its mainly ariana dominated

You might as well get the clown paint permanently etched onto your flesh!

i feel like from the snippet she might just be a verse/bridge moment and honestly that's great because we can edit that into a different song if we need to.

I like the way you think.

LMFAO.

How the clown shoes fitting today, girlies? Nice and snug, I hope! <3

The cast for this movie...I...well.

Some of y’all genuinely enjoy being clowns. Can’t relate.

Your opinion but I truly think she’s going to be amazing in this collaboration

I hope you’re right.

What girlie? It’s true! She has some great vocals and stage presence.

I will never agree. Her voice is genuinely disgusting to me, she sounds like she gargled razor blades.

What did y’all smoke lol? Nobody can deny that Miley has talent lmfao, plus Dead Petz and SIC are objectively good. Stop hatin'

You can keep stanning Miss Beans from Even Stevens, but I cannot co-sign. I can’t and I won’t!

Miley...awfully talented...

Imagine if it’s Ariana, Rihanna and Lana instead. My three queens on a song together.

This is what we truly deserve.

Miley & Ariana aren't the only pop singers in the world though. Not liking them doesn't mean not liking pop music in general.

I’m saying. And this is the same shit some of y’all said about her rap collabs. It has nothing to do with the genre, but more to do with Lana’s crap taste in the artist(s) she’s collabing with. If the song is a bop then I will HAPPILY eat crow but until then...I don’t trust any of it. Sue me.

At least Lana Del Rey didn't make a special guest appearance on Lil Shitty's "Earth"

“Hi. I’m HPV.”

I can’t even stand to listen to Miley speak with her ashy ass vocal chords, how am I supposed to get though an entire song of her singing.

Lord please give me STRENGTH.

 

Ariana will ruin this, mark my words.

OOP.

If I hear Ariana do her usual rap singing, her yuhs, or screech adlib throughout the song, I'm gonna be SO mad 

It’ll be Ariana yuhing, Miley sounding like curdled milk, and Lana incoherently moaning in the background (over an EDM remix of the Charlie’s Angels theme).

Is Malaria Martinez still a sexual predator?

OOP.

Miley will ruin this, mark my words. Too bad they couldn’t afford Rihanna instead.

I've sunk so deep into this fandom that i forget Lana isn't the centre of the world and that there are actually people out there who've never heard of her or her music. And i've completely lost my ability to see things the way i used to before discovering her. My poor lost soul. This is a cult i quite enjoy being a part of

 

call me crazy

Hear hear. I work in an office and we have a playlist (and OFC I put a few Lana songs on it), and my coworker asked who she was and all that. I just caught him randomly looking up pictures of her on his lunch break yesterday...I might’ve lowkey just ruined his life. Whoops.

There are so many liars in this fanbase.

I wonder where they get it from.