edgar allan heaux

There’s a time limit to respond? Shit my bad, I have a job.

Pfft. I’ve been chilling the majority of NFR era and some of y’all have been WAY more foul than me - didn’t one of you just say they’d much rather see Lana in a homophobic cult than to see her collab with Taylor Swift? :dead: But I’m suddenly “hounding” someone while engaging in a series of MUTUAL piss-take responses (I was legitimately under the impression we were having a laugh and ribbing each other). Mess.

After reading 2000+ pages of non-stop hysterics it’s suddenly “let people enjoy things”...I actually laughed.

You’re not that special. Everybody in this thread is getting clowned for liking/disliking everything little thing Lana says/does. You’re not that special. Everybody in this thread is getting clowned for liking/disliking everything little thing Lana says/does.

You might as well get the clown paint permanently etched onto your flesh!

I like the way you think.

LMFAO.

How the clown shoes fitting today, girlies? Nice and snug, I hope! <3

The cast for this movie...I...well.

Some of y’all genuinely enjoy being clowns. Can’t relate.

I hope you’re right.

I will never agree. Her voice is genuinely disgusting to me, she sounds like she gargled razor blades.

You can keep stanning Miss Beans from Even Stevens, but I cannot co-sign. I can’t and I won’t!

Miley...awfully talented...

This is what we truly deserve.

I’m saying. And this is the same shit some of y’all said about her rap collabs. It has nothing to do with the genre, but more to do with Lana’s crap taste in the artist(s) she’s collabing with. If the song is a bop then I will HAPPILY eat crow but until then...I don’t trust any of it. Sue me.

“Hi. I’m HPV.”

I can’t even stand to listen to Miley speak with her ashy ass vocal chords, how am I supposed to get though an entire song of her singing. Lord please give me STRENGTH.

OOP.

It’ll be Ariana yuhing, Miley sounding like curdled milk, and Lana incoherently moaning in the background (over an EDM remix of the Charlie’s Angels theme).

OOP.

Miley will ruin this, mark my words. Too bad they couldn’t afford Rihanna instead.

Hear hear. I work in an office and we have a playlist (and OFC I put a few Lana songs on it), and my coworker asked who she was and all that. I just caught him randomly looking up pictures of her on his lunch break yesterday...I might’ve lowkey just ruined his life. Whoops.

I wonder where they get it from.