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I was just thinking this the other week when Lana was getting a bunch of free publicity, between Billie Eilish constantly mentioning her and Azebra Bankrupt still vying for Lana’s attention. Like...she is truly THAT BITCH.

Lmao, can we please stop calling them “baddies”? They look like they have brunch with Taylor Swift and squeal over Dooney & Burke keychains, I-

I’m cackling at Lana’s idea of an IG baddie. I was fully expecting her to start rocking FashionNova dresses and 26” Malaysian bundles. Not acting like a surburban soccer mom who obsesses over her Pinterest page.

Not sure if y’all are into astrology, but whatever. I looked at Lana’s chart and she has her Chiron (asteroid that represents wounds) in her 1st house (which represents identity/ego). Rough placement. “Chiron in 1st House This shows your deepest wound residing in your sense of self. You may neglect your own personality or self-interests in order to appease others. You are a fighter for those who are less fortunate and give wonderful advice to others who seek your council. Helping others help themselves and find their true potential is your strong point. Your weak point is doing the same for yourself. You may have trouble defining yourself and finding meaning in your life. You often neglect yourself or feel unworthy. The lesson you need to learn is self-love and self-respect. Let yourself do what you love and take your own advice as if you were giving this same advice to someone you love. Build up your personality, don’t limit yourself or feel selfish for it, you must learn to accept yourself as a unique individual with personal power in order to transcend.” Our girl is going through IT.

Can’t remember if it was on here or ATRL, but someone said she kinda “dropped” NFR around the time Titantic Rising was released? Then she started plugging Weyes Blood? I’m probably reaching but I’d like to think Lana felt a sudden rush of inspiration (she did say Natalie was an inspiration on IG) and is making adjustments to NFR. Just maybe.

I literally can’t stop listening to Andromeda. What kind of witchcraft did she put in that song?!

Between NFR ruining my life, Rihanna becoming a full time Avon lady, and all the Daenerys hate I’m seeing online...I am fed UP with 2019!

She doesn’t need to be glamorous (I actually preferred her more chill UV era looks). I’m talking about how boring her MVs are, that’s why nobody is checking for them. I don’t mind simple MVs, but atleast serve us with something (a great shot, cool cinematography, trippy lighting - SOMETHING). Who wants to watch Lana’s back up dancers play with butterflies for 3 minutes like...

I’m not surprised her new videos aren’t getting views, this woman is known for her beauty and visuals and she refuses to feed the GP with either. We want to be swept away in the fantasy, not bored to tears with corny iPhone footage.

Lmao! Is there a link? I must see this.

http://www.hiphopmorning.com/News/rapper-machine-gun-kelly-call-black-girl-dirty--bitch-racist http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshh9lVX1cwDw43qf06t *drops mic*

And now Lana is getting clowned on rap forums...chile...

Isn’t Youngboy the one who was caught on camera beating up his girlfriend and literally dragged her through a hotel hallway with her shirt torn off?

Lana and Ariana have the WORST taste in men, I can’t stand it. I’m waiting for the day they pull a Rihanna and start dating billionaire businessmen and not ugly little boys with dirty fingernails.

MGK is repugnant. Collab or not, her choice in rappers is tragique. G-Eazy? MGK? Lmao, they’re the bottom of the barrel in the hip hop community, nobody takes these losers seriously. Even Rocky fell the fuck off in the past few years. She can’t befriend Kendrick Lamar or J.Cole or some shit? I heard a Lana mashup with Travis Scott the other day and that actually sounded really nice, I wouldn’t mind if they collaborated. https://youtu.be/ZNP0MwTlcI8 But MGK? Sis...

Stop backtracking, lmfao.

Sweetie you said “y’all”, so maybe you should be more specific and call out certain users by name next time. And I don’t understand your argument when AB cancelled herself. SHE ruined all of her career opportunities just like she SHE ruined all of her friendships/connections.

Who is “y’all”? I’ve never supported an abuser or a pedophile and I constantly drag those artists on other forums. And as for AB, she literally cut her own sister’s throat and assaulted a female bouncer. https://www.vibe.com/2017/03/azealia-banks-slashed-sister/ https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/azealia-banks-admits-to-nipple-biting-cops-plea-deal-1793328514

I’ve been squealing all night, I’m missed messy Lana so much.

I feel like the whole surprise drop thing is played out now? Beyonce’s visuals had a bigger part to play IMO. I understand her acclaim as a performer but her music is so generic, there’s nothing remotely remarkable about it.

Lemonade got a 92 for some ungodly reason.

Fuck, no not the PETA.

Maybe if she actually incorporated the Henry Mancini intro into the song and the overall production didn’t sound as cheap as it does then I would agree but until then... GET FREE >>> 13 LEECHES

Get Free is better than 13 Beaches. Don’t quote me.

I love Get Free but a full version of this: https://youtu.be/yzNdkgklwgo Would STOMP on the official version. Phew.