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I know I’m new here but *hugs* I feel you so hard.

Is it wrong that I want Jack to redo Cherry and 13 Beaches?

Woke up this morning humming Venice Bitch. Had it blasting and on a loop while I was taking a shower. An experience!

So you just want stats for Twitter stan wars? Chile...you’re in this for the wrong reasons.

Acoustic guitars is “artsy fartsy” now? LOL. You can keep your GarageBand instrumentals.

I’m happily eating crow, lol.

You sound really pressed about this, lmfao.

Lana has a talent for making long songs feel like a breeze. I still can’t believe Brooklyn Baby is 6 minutes long, it doesn’t feel like it at all.

Two critically acclaimed tracks already, phew! Hold onto your wigs, sisters. I see a Grammy on the horizon.

Completely agreed. I can casually enjoy LFL on a surface level, but it feel so hollow compared to her previous albums. MAC and VB are already so much more satisfying than LFL as a whole, IMO.

Lana has always made Fantano very...passionate, lmao. I’m waiting for the day he finally admits he’s been in love with ha this whole time.

I don’t mind the titles at all. Nothing is worse than those corny LFL titles, blegh.

10/10 INCOMING.

VENICE BITCH IS SO GOOD.

I was hoping for something a bit more Florida Kilos-ish. I’ll just wait for the full song, hmm.

I just want NIcholas Winding Refn to direct one of her videos one day, I feel like they’d get along pretty well too. LDR + NWR = OMFG

https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/1041088291578302464?s=20 Oh boy.

Another glowing review from a critic who normally doesn’t like her. Lana won!

Literally where, lmao.

Sigh. Just saw The Nun and I hated it. I loathe predictable jump scares and this movie is riddled with them but the cinematography is solid. Hereditary is still my favorite horror movie of the year (I will RIOT if Toni Collette is snubbed for an Oscar nom). Can’t wait to see Suspiria though, it looks really good but I can’t help but to wonder what it would’ve looked like if Nicholas Winding Refn directed it...

She’s cute...I guess. Cherry is a bad bitch though.

I’ve tried but I can’t stop! Lana is holding me hostage, someone halp!

I’m not joking when I say I’ve been playing MAC on repeat the entire day.

And it’s hilarious because Nicki is pointing fingers at everyone else when she should really only be angry at herself and her shitty team. She’s been complacent for YEARS, she’s like the Ronda Rousey of rap - gassed up on her own hype because she’s the only prominent female figure in the game so she doesn’t bother making any efforts to evolve because she swears she’s infallible but ends up getting knocked the fuck out and dethroned when a hungrier and scrapper challenger finally enters the ring. Everything about her brand is so 2011 and her music ages like milk too, she’s so useless to me.