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Get Free is better than 13 Beaches. Don’t quote me.

I love Get Free but a full version of this:

https://youtu.be/yzNdkgklwgo

Would STOMP on the official version. Phew.

i love seasonal depression ladies and gays! jk i layed in bed for 5 hours straight, at least VB and MAC are keeping me hopeful rn

I know I’m new here but *hugs* I feel you so hard.

Is it wrong that I want Jack to redo Cherry and 13 Beaches?

Woke up this morning humming Venice Bitch. Had it blasting and on a loop while I was taking a shower. An experience!

We want success, money and fame for Lana. We need her to drop the pretentiousness and come back as stylish diva as she used to be in 2012. We need our receipts for bragging again. 

 

So you just want stats for Twitter stan wars? Chile...you’re in this for the wrong reasons.

Lana fans are so pretentious    Stop pretending these new artsy-fartsy new songs are better than normal 3-4 minute songs from LFL with a classic song structure.

Acoustic guitars is “artsy fartsy” now? LOL. You can keep your GarageBand instrumentals.

2 weeks ago we were wondering if jack will make her music more pop and commercial lmao

I’m happily eating crow, lol.

Just because it's a 10 minute acoustic song doesn't make it good, although the lyrics are cute 

You sound really pressed about this, lmfao.

Lana has a talent for making long songs feel like a breeze. I still can’t believe Brooklyn Baby is 6 minutes long, it doesn’t feel like it at all.

So are we just gonna continue to pretend to like this

Pitchfork gave it Best New Track already.

 

 

 

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/lana-del-rey-venice-bitch/

Two critically acclaimed tracks already, phew! Hold onto your wigs, sisters. I see a Grammy on the horizon.

THIS is the kind of authentic and tasteful Lana I was missing in LFL era..everything about it felt so un-Lana, especially compared to Honeymoon before it. The taste levels were just not there.

 

But these two tracks are so original and beautiful, Lizzy is in the FUCKING house

Completely agreed. I can casually enjoy LFL on a surface level, but it feel so hollow compared to her previous albums. MAC and VB are already so much more satisfying than LFL as a whole, IMO.

I love that Fantano jumped on that song like an hour after the release. And that he digs this song too. He's slowly becoming a stan lol

Lana has always made Fantano very...passionate, lmao. I’m waiting for the day he finally admits he’s been in love with ha this whole time.

I don’t mind the titles at all. Nothing is worse than those corny LFL titles, blegh.

https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/1042106728224092160

 

OH WOW

I think she meant a more traditional, "lead single" type of song. These will be on the record, but wanted to release them for fun and the end of summer.

10/10 INCOMING.

VENICE BITCH IS SO GOOD.

I was hoping for something a bit more Florida Kilos-ish. I’ll just wait for the full song, hmm.

I just want NIcholas Winding Refn to direct one of her videos one day, I feel like they’d get along pretty well too.

LDR + NWR = OMFG

https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/1041088291578302464?s=20

Oh boy.

Another glowing review from a critic who normally doesn’t like her. Lana won!

Even if it's #1 it's still bad music    At least Nicki is still serving bops

Literally where, lmao.

Sigh. Just saw The Nun and I hated it. I loathe predictable jump scares and this movie is riddled with them but the cinematography is solid. Hereditary is still my favorite horror movie of the year (I will RIOT if Toni Collette is snubbed for an Oscar nom). Can’t wait to see Suspiria though, it looks really good but I can’t help but to wonder what it would’ve looked like if Nicholas Winding Refn directed it...

She’s cute...I guess. Cherry is a bad bitch though.

I wanted to do that but I was scared I'll get sick of the song so I stopped listening to the song

I’ve tried but I can’t stop! Lana is holding me hostage, someone halp!