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Don't forget BAR and Love sounded good too and then Lana added new songs and reworked shit and well.... We got something something I love LFL, but she's a mess as a whole, but the songs separately are good

Oh damnI think both of those are fake wtf Like is it just me or instagram writing does not look like that... Edit: the second convo looks real The BJ one tho the writing doesn't even look lined up properly nor is it the correct color or font

What second screenshot? The only thing that I know of that could be fake is the BJ DM

He said good music takes time The only meaning I can pull from that is reworking the finished songs or adding new ones Visuals aren't music

Lanaboards: Lana, we just don't enjoy that you released 3 songs too early and posted so many snippets before the album was even finished. Instagram Lana Fans: You guys are so fucking ungrateful she released 3 songs and gave us so many snippets, shame on you. Lanaboards: But that's exactly what we didn't want... We wanted a cohesive planned out era. She could have taken her time and released Venice Bitch in February, Mariners Apartment complex in March, do the BBC/Beats 1 interviews at the end of March, release hope in April with the poetry book, and then release the album in May... Instagram Lana Fans: But she's already done so much!!! How are you guys this ungrateful?! Lanaboards:

I got so bored i started watching the new seasons of Jersey Shore They're honestly not that bad, of course they got old, but it reminds me of when I was in highschool and would watch JS in the morning

Honeymoondaddy is the real MVP! I'm a mess And Eclipse well, she's busy living her best life working out and doing acid

Thank U Hun before honeymoondaddy quotes this post and says "hey, I made a version too except mine is a full version" I'm gonna beat him to the punch and say he made a version and it's somewhere in here, I just don't have the link cause I didn't download it cause the vocals weren't lined up or autotuned he's gonna murder me but I'm only teasing love you hmdaddy

Ben: so Lana your fans harassed me on instagram. I think it's about time we give them news. I told them that good music takes time, to pretend you were still working on shit, but you never told me you fucking updated them on a live chat back in January. They're going to know we're lying and that you're fooling around LA and that you're smoking weed again. Lana: it's fine. I know just what to do to satisfy them. Ben: Lana they just want news from you, I don't thin- Lana: shut up. Let me do me. This will work Lana: Ben: ..... Interscope is gonna drop us.... Lana: hey, I don't pay you to talk. Go finger Dua again or something Ben: ..... Yes master.....

Yes she sounds like a robot, but I prefer it like this cause it's in proper pitch and I chopped up the vocals and listened to her snippets of the studio to line up the words properly https://picosong.com/wSgYN/ The vocals sound so LQ cause I had to filter out the piano to pitch it properly, or else the piano would get mixed in the pitch and it'd literally sound like hell on earth

Because them Lana beats be so criminal Ben will be sending cops to all of our houses I'll walk myself out

Probably soon, I just have to actually filter it properly and autotune it properly so no one roasts me on the fact that Lana sounds like Siri kkaygisjjekghusj even though I like it like that

I'm seeing it's a trend that no one autotunes Lana's live nervous shaky vocals before putting them on a song It'd make it 100 times better Just not when I do it cause I turn the dial to 100% cause I love robot del rey But still, the talent y'all have is yum

Imagine all the beautiful songs being reworked right now. I'm actually terrified... Cinnamon's hot beat? Cancelled How to Disappear's lyrics? Gutted In Your Car's calm heavenly sound? Scrapped And where will all these final versions that turned into demos reside? Inside Jack's computer because he's too young not have amazing security against leaks.

Lana Del Rey? You mean that chick who dyed her hair blonde, moved to a new jersey trailer park and became a drug counselor?

Let's be real: she's too busy getting facials, going to coffee places with her girls and making granola recipes from a book entitled "recipes for a stay at home Los Angeles witch" Like sis just release the fucking songs that are finished, and when you finish the rest just add it on as a second edition like you did with Paradise and re release the entire album. Like it's not fucking hard jeez

To you

Sis no more umbrella theories i still laugh at the one that spread when I was in highschool saying it was about her mom and her mom's name was umbrella I was like what the we love crazy theories

If you ever find a place that sells Shawn Mendes can you tell me sis I need one

I mean who's know Honeymoondaddy is good at art and editing photos so everything should be taken with a grain of salt

Basically he @ed me three times and told me I should become a manager if I'm such an expert, that Lanaboards hates Lana and leaks all her stuff, and that I should drop my album since I know so much about music lmfao oh then he asked honeymoondaddy to suck his british cock oop I been saying for months now this man needs a blunt and a 6 hour edging/milking session with prostate stimulation he is so angry at the world and everyone I think it's unfair to compare songs in general but these hoes will do it anyways cause they're bored and there's honestly nothing to do in this stale ass era

Oh honey I don't even wanna think about what's coming March 5th lmao if my ass is actually psychic then I'm assuming Lana is gonna yell at us because we're going to do something else that's stupid

According to instagram Lana fans we don't deserve any news and Lana can do whatever she wants and we should be grateful that she even releases music still and that we should stay loyal even through the silence and throw our money at her

I still cannot believe I did that I deleted my comment because I was still getting hateful messages today I hope y'all ladies took your screenshots!

Um how dare you it's her most experimental simplistic masterpiece ever can you not hear she was speaking from a place of pain talking about Lady Liberty because she did not feel liberated in her life and that she was going to save the world for herself I swear this fanbase is so uncultured like the psychedelic rock in Betty Boop surpasses any genre she's done before and it's her best work yet and I'm going to shove my opinion down your throat also I'm going to say LFL sucked even though it didn't because I'm insecure in my opinion and feel the need to put down other work in order to bring my favorite work to the surface you should go get your ears checked Lana is bleeding her heart and soul on Betty Boop Boop and you're a fucking monster for attacking her Magnum Opus like that and every member here with taste knows it's her best song and she'll never top it and we should just burn every other record Lana has ever made because Betty Boop Boop is the greatest fucking song ever it brought back Jesus from the dead and the psychedelic solos in that song cannot be comprehended by those who do not have brain cells I will cut a bitch!! Jk I'm just making fun of some people here