PerwinkleDreams

I was wrong guys, this era is pretty fucking entertaining https://tenor.com/view/movie-time-movie-theater-watching-michael-jackson-gif-3579864

Everything was nice and dandy till I commented and opened up a doorway to hell. I'm sorry guys

Me playing the new season of Diablo listening to my phone die from instagram notifications https://youtu.be/MJRluH46xnc HES COMING FOR LANABOARDS!!!!!! "Lanaboards where so called fans share stolen demos she didn't want to release" I'm screaming and dead oh lord

Love you too! I just think 90% of time my opinions are too forward for the internet because I currently have about 50 mentions on instagram and 70 replies on my post on Ben's install lmfao all of them are basically "you're an evil rude idiot bitch and I'll pray for you" it's like ok pray for me idc

I mean I knew March wasn't gonna happen but the fact that they all don't even know what season of the year it's gonna be ready is very telling of how planned out this era is. Sometimes I think Lana would be happier dying her hair back to blonde, taking up a waitressing job and going back to the trailer park.

Well, be careful what you wish for ladies!

I guess at least now we know Lana and her entire marketing/PR team have no clue what they're doing?

Can't wait for Lana's cover

Ben saying where's your album really lit a fire under my ass to release an album just so I can see him at an award show and give him a copy. Now I just need to learn how to sing oop

All I said was releasing your singles 6 months beforehand, then acting like nothing happened, saying the album is finished, then disabling all comments, then saying no one knows when the album will be finished is very unprofessional. Now I'm getting told that I'm a fucking evil rude bitch idiot. I didn't even attack anyone I just wanted to know what the hold up was and why Lana seems uninterested this era. We love people attacking people when they only stated the truth! I'm still never gonna live down the fact that Ben wants me to become a manager and also release my album. We stan a stan!

I love all of my mentions being "you're such a stupid bitch I'll support Lana through whatever she does!! You need Jesus!!"

Why do I suddenly believe in psychics because of this? Also I'm ok with being the Azealia Banks of this fanbase because sometimes she's nuts, but sometimes she speaks only the truth. A curse and a blessing!

Yeah I realized we actually got news and it's the 22nd and I'm shook

I don't know what I did but I have 40 replies on instagram and two of them are Ben saying"why don't you become a manager?" And "where is your album?"

I didn't even say anything mean and he's coming at me like a 12 year old in a chat room. Damn. Lana's career is starting to make sense

I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED I HAVENT EVEN BEEN COMMENTING ANYMORE AND BEN WROTE "when is your album coming" AND THE FACT THAT I MAKE MUSIC IJDKGOVKDKWKV IM DEAD GOODNIGHT CRUEL WORLD

Mate I just think everyone's realizing how unprofessional she is and that she truly doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone anymore. It's not that dramatic. It's just hard to be a stan of someone who doesn't care about their music, and we both know stans make up more of the Lana fandom population than fans. That's how she became a cult classic. So I wouldn't entirely say this is a good move on her or Ben's part. Also I've never seen anyone (besides Sky Ferreira) say they had an album ready and then flake out. It doesn't take much effort to tweet "I don't know what I'm fucking doing guys I'm sorry". Like a little respect for your fans goes a long way.

You predicted that something would happen and that we'd get news. Well something happened and we got news. What a psychic legend!

I tried explaining myself but all these del rey humpers tried attacking me and Ben himself got mad. Like now I understand why him and Lana work together. They both have the self control of a toddler when it comes to getting mad!

No ones attacking her, we're just curious why she started releasing info so early if she wasn't ready. That is literally the definition of unprofessional. I wouldn't have cared if she made us wait another year, but don't tease us and then call us crazy where you're instigating hype, you know?

Can she just stfu then? Like just stfu. Shut the fuck up sis. Like shut up. Don't talk about music, don't think about music, don't even breathe music, till it's fucking finished. Like please shut the fuck up, with much much love.

I'm fucking snapping back like the Azealia Banks of Lanaboards I am. Mental stability checked out this morning

BEN IS PRESSED AT ME HAHA SUCK MY LEMON BEN!

All I know is I hope he sees my post where I wrote "I know it's not your fault but this delay makes all of you look unprofessional" oop

Commenting where? Is his instagram not empty??