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Lanaboards when Lana finally announces the album in June:

Okay I'm sorry but her bangs were never cute because she doesn't have a huge ass forehead for them. Bangs only look good on people with parking lot sized foreheads and that's a fact

Something something Lizzy Grant was a sacrificial vessel for Marilyn Monroe's spirit to resurrect herself through. Something something Marilyn said she hated the 21st century and killed herself by ODing on pills during the UV era. Something something Is This Happiness was her last song before she died, and to not lose money in the resurrected Marilyn, they brought back Lizzy Grant through cloning her first dead body. Something something that's why she looked so different during honeymoon, and the rest is history.

I truly can't wait! As crazy as the media likes to portray our generation, we're really all about love. They try and make it seem like we're eating Tide pods and ODing on drugs when in reality there's so many young protesters and organizers for change, etc. As bad as it sounds, our parents and grandparents generations were sheeps. We are the shepherds who know something is wrong and want to bring change. Don't forget the older generation that's still in power right now is the same generation who doesn't want to stop chopping down forests and getting fuel for gasoline cars because it makes them so much money. But in due time, when we get our chance, we will shine on and be the light our parents have casted out for so many years.

I just can't wait for people not to let their religions and heritage and nationalities dictate who they are and then we can all unanimously move forward as a whole, with one government, in order to achieve a true utopia free of shame, free of judgment, free of pride, free of hate and free of religious garbage. We'll all believe in a higher power, whatever that may be, without the need to make it the meaning of our lives. We'll finally find true meaning. It'll be beautiful. A new world order. But until then...

Ew no. Just journaling

Oh a legend The Sun (Tarot Card) Meaning: The card portends good fortune, happiness, joy and harmony. It represents the universe coming together and agreeing with your path and aiding forward movement into something greater. Reversed card (keywords): False impressions, Lack of clarity, Low Vitality, Sadness It makes much more sense as a reversed card

Jk but what was your prediction that came true again? I didn't know we all had magical powers Even though we all know Terrence Loves Me is the strongest when the bitch predicted that fight with Ben

It's alot better than the last two in my opinion

This new one is ALOT better than the last two in my opinion Still a little funky around the edges but she'll get there I just died though when I read "Moon." Just one single line for moon.

Lana's new poem: my lover, my laughter, my armour, my maker Loll Wtfff I'm screaming at me making fun of Lana's writing style and her posting a poem with the same style a couple days after

We got a poem, a selfie with a book, a tarot card instagram story, and she didn't turn off the comments on her poem. Probably the most shit we've gotten in one day in a while. Eat up ladies! I knew something was gonna happen

https://youtu.be/0AXseEnXtsc

Who made big thick bushy caterpillar eyebrows a thing, I just wanna talk to them I miss when everyone had thin brows and tweezers were a hit and everyone looked so good and you all can lie to yourselves and say these new caveman eyebrows are beautiful but you probably were born with a unibrow and that's your reasoning jk but seriously I'm not saying those ugly thins ones, there was a time between the thin ass brows and these new thick ass brows and everyone had the perfect brows it still haunts me

Lanaboards "post a picture of yourself" thread in three weeks

Okay but seriously if I put all my posts together it would literally be bible length. Someone get me a book deal imma write the next Harry Potter

I'm listening to Sirens right now for the first time in a while, and I've realized the older I get the more I like it. Mind you, I was 14 when I first listened to it, and my initial thoughts were "where's the instrumentals, it's so boring", but looking back on it as 21 year old I love how raw it is. I know everyone's obsessed with how raw NFR is, and I'm all for it, but the perspective and lyrical content is very different. You're looking at two different sides of a coin; a girl who's lost in life trying to find herself, trying to tell a story, without a discography to reflect off of, basically without restraints. Total freedom. No Marilyn Monroe accent. No baby voice. No deep hollow vocals. Just someone's pure voice over a guitar with stories of their life. Now NFR; a woman who is still semi lost in life, but who has already told her story to the world, has to keep up with what her vocals have become. I'm not saying they got worse or better, but if you go back and listen to Sirens and compare it to now, there's no new accent, no breathy head vocals or deep hollow caves of echoes, delays and the shakiness she loves to use nowadays. I know some of you won't agree but it's not a bad thing, it's just a known fact Lana puts on a voice now. Sirens was Lana's actual voice, where as AKA Lana started to get breathy. In between AKA it turned into a baby voice at times, especially in her pop tracks. Fast forward to BTD, Lana started playing with the new deep breathy vocals, and yet still played with the baby voice (Diet Mountain Dew for example) from BTD came Paradise, where the baby vocals completely disappeared. UV brought the breathy vocals to a whole new level, and then HM & LFL carried on the tradition. Story wise, she doesn't have much to sing about anymore, and it's not as relatable. Back then she was singing from a lost perspective of someone trying to find their way and tell their stories, whereas now she's singing from the perspective of someone who has made it, has no more stories to tell expect for the little conversations that she has over coffee or in a car, and is still struggling. There's nothing wrong with it, I just wish she would take a break. A good 5 year break and life would give her every new story you could possibly think about. It would be a plus for everyone, the fans and herself. She wouldn't have to worry about being too big because all the fake fans would have left by then, so she'd be making music for those who truly did care. As much as you guys wouldn't be here for it, I truly do hope NFR is the last album for a while, and that she takes time to find herself, find her voice and have some fun. I know she'll never stop writing, but that's the good thing. A song written in months usually is lackluster, but a song written over the course of 5 years like what Lana did with BTD (like the fact that DMD was 4 years of writing and production) I think it would be her best album yet.

Low-key @@Lustrouslines Eiffel Tower idea is really good. There's actually an apartment at the top that Eiffel built for himself! "When Gustave Eiffel designed his namesake tower, he included a private apartment for himself at the top, which is now available for the public to tour. Eiffel was “the object of general envy” among Parisians during his lifetime, and it wasn't for designing one of the most famous monuments of all time." I want Lana to rent out the apartment for a month and write an album there. It gives me Lust For Life living in the Hollywood sign vibes

I wrote it and blew up over the course of 5 minutes so yeah it's messy I'm sorry lmfao also I still feel bad for what I said

I felt like Lana was so out of the loop she was able to hold her own ground and not let the city change her. Now that she's actually playing around town and meeting the town's folk trash (instagram bloggers who move to LA to "live their best life") she's changing like the rest and it makes me sad

Why did you just pour boiling hot tea all over my wig, while melting the synthetic fibers to my scalp in the process, before bashing a tea pot over my head But seriously why does every star who moves to LA become this weird life guru who does yoga and eats grass and bathes in milk and only eats soy vegan gluten free meals and goes on a strange spiritual quest where they become VERY religious and their art turns to utter shit I always laugh at people who are all about healthy clean fitness lives but then have crazy dangerous bareback sex and swallow the town's children it's just funny

"Astonishing visuals from Chuck"

Ew sis you can do better than that pick ya self worth up, damn gurl....