DeluluKing

Just now, Cacciatore said:

But for real though how can you guys read track titles like "Chemtrails Over The Country Club" and "Tulsa Jesus Freak" and think she'll serve country?

She won't but we wouldn't mind. 

9 minutes ago, Cacciatore said:

 

We'll talk in a few weeks when she releases the next Summer Bummer while HBB rots in her basement 

watch me replaying HBB for all day now. HBB > Summer Bummer. Oh wait maybe I shouldn't do this to make my first COCC experience fresher because it will be there as track 10 near Yosemite.

2 minutes ago, Cacciatore said:

Imagine saying that Hey Bland Boring is better than Salvatore, Blackest Day and Swan Song? A hate crime if I've ever saw one 

2 minutes ago, Cacciatore said:

 

 

HBB is literally one of her most boring unreleaseds and you'll deal 

3 minutes ago, Cacciatore said:

And here we go with the "HBB is amazing" talk again  like can we let that song fucking go???

No. HBB is one of her best songs. Periodt.

Say yes to heaven say yes to country. Haha just kidding. Cocc will have it's own vibe. Not hip hop 2016 trap like LFL and not folky. She already has a folk masterpiece album called Sirens. Don't need the 2nd one like that.

 

I can manifest NFR+LFL demo+YesToHeaven kind of music for COCC.

Just now, Tomboboy2#0 said:

Omg same - this cannot be a country album I’m so scared ugh 

HBB for example is an amazing song. A country album would be a good thing. Better than pop outtake thing from a worse half of LFL. Delulu King stans the idea of a Country album. You remember 2018's AOTY? Kacey did that.

1 minute ago, Lemonade Tears said:

I genuinely prefer the album coming in Cocctober because it'll be her first October album & it's my birth month. So then we'll have an album for June-October. Pacific blue can come in May/November 2021.

June: Ultraviolence

July: LFL

August: NFR

September: Honeymoon

October: COCC

If she messes this up and releases it in November I'm suing!

Wow... What a great reason to delay the album : o Cocctobers are so delusional- wait... 

Just now, bored said:

I'd honestly be happy with this rollout...

 

Let Me Love You Like A Woman (single) released on 04.09.20

Chemtrails Over The Country Club (album) artwork reveal and pre-order announcement 08.09.20

Chemtrails Over The Country Club (single) released on 25.09.20

Chemtrails Over The Country Club music video released on 28.09.20

Chemtrails Over The Country Club album trailer released on 09.10.20

Chemtrails Over The Country Club (album) released on 16.10.20

White Hot Forever / Tulsa Jesus Freak music video released on 16.10.20

No honey. You won't be happy. Stop lying to yourself Cocctobers. We all know that you need the album this week. Stay positive and trust your hearts for 2 days more. We'll consider the options but on september 6th.

1 minute ago, Lustformoney said:

i think at this point team delusional is just team september

Right

#TeamDelusional want the album on september (and they will get it )

#TeamCocctober want the album on september too but they are trying to be smart and realistic.

2 minutes ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

i’m #TeamDelulu all the way. but i’m just wondering IF nothing comes tonight or tomorrow night, will she even acknowledge it? 

Something will happen but on saturday and it will be a suprise. She won't say anything tonight and even tomorrow. But If we'll live on september 6th with nothing~   We better not.

7 minutes ago, TheFirstWhoEverDid said:

#teamdelulu should I buy new earphones or postpone it for now?

Yes you should. A beautiful COCC is going to bless and touch nicely your ears this saturday.

I hate kpop. So overrated X_X But some people like being hyped up about the numbers. "A lot of people like something = this must be great for suuure right?" Their music is weak af but they can dance and look nicely. That's it. Popular ones like BTS will be forgotten next 2-10 years when someone else will have even higher numbers. only the artists like Lana will never be forgotten.

btw. Which team do you belong to @Elle #TeamDelusional of the YosemiteCult or #Cocctober Smart-ass?

I am so stressed out for september 5th that I can't draw. This is so annoying. Maybe I shouldn't visit this forum.  She should release the album this week in 100% but what If she won't? She can't just break the numbers, the wind and Vanga's words... She would break up the universe with this terrible lie. It would be the worst lie for Lana's lies thread that we won't forget forever and ever. We won't trust her anymore...  Im DeluluKing who trust, who pray and who believe in the power of mind. But... Some devils in this thread scare me so much. Be gone you devils!!! You will not take my soul 

Just now, Pico Boulevard said:

We are not wasting energy for this. We should send our energy to the Universe for a Sep 5th release and for Yosemite being on the album as track 9

Amen. Im 100% sure we'll going to hear new music on september 5th. My powerful mind is never wrong.

Just now, SinfulOblivion said:

So is it out in nz?

it will drop at the same time worldwide as suprise.

 

3 minutes ago, Ryusei said:

IF it were to be released on the 4th (or the 5th), which it won't be (not a song, not the album), she wouldn't just have it drop without even an instagram post to be like: IT'S OUT. AND she'd probably have it drop at the same time worldwide. 

 

And another thing: I think we can drop the surprise release thing as something she was THINKING of doing 1 YEAR AGO. Clearly she is giving us dates and even said it's coming AGAIN. 

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yes the capitalizations are totally necessary 

 

She did this intentionally. This time she is going to prove that we can trust her after all of these years. It really is going to be a suprise. Suprise for the people like you who can't believe her. Just listen to the wind. The COCC is almost here.

44 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

Drop out of Team Delulu and join the Yosemite Cult, it’s almost the same thing, I swear; I’ve been a cult member for years now, I should know. 

Delulu Team and the Yosemite Cult are the same thing. We are just delulus born on the planet called Yosemite.

This is the song for smarty ass realisticc cocctobers. 

 

Today is the last day when you're using words They've gone out, lost their meaning Don't function anymore.

Delulu cult from the planet Yosemite is right. We are smarter. We are believers. We listen to our hearts.

We don't have to explain because we just know it from our souls.

THE ALBUM IS COMING IN 2 DAYS AND IT WILL BE THE BEST THING LANA DID IN HER CAREER.

She'll do it for fun, She'll do for free
She'll do it for us, She'll do for herself
She'll do for the right reasons

She's no longer a candle in the wind

 

She knows exactly what she wants and what are her fans starving for.

The Numbers are right. There's something in the wind and it's a big COCC

This is what she meant it in her beautiful song - Change.

Vanga my friend is on our side. She told me that we can trust our idol.

She said that the album will come in the right time - the time when we need it most.

Lana is going to bless us with her best album.

Madonna, Vanga, Gaga and even Lana herself are on our side.

We better fight four our gay delulu rights.

BATTLE For the THE TRUTH - WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!!!!

 

DeluluKing can't be wrong.

See you on September 5

8 minutes ago, AphroditeBaby said:

Team realistic - LMLYLAW is coming in a few weeks, but nothing is being released on the 4th/5th at all, and the album is coming late October/early November with the video that day or the week after

DeluluKing doesn't approve these mad lies. Stop misleading people.

3 minutes ago, vitorgomes said:

next post will be the cover or a snippet? 

My friend Vanga told me that Lana's next post will be on september 5th. She will post the cover and an announcement that the COCC is released digitally.

1 minute ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

October seems a fair guess indeed! Which is really not that bad and not half of the angst we lived with Norman. 

Stop lying yourself like you are okay with it. No honey you not good. DeluluKing from Yosemite world said what he said. We are going to hear the beautiful COCC this week. Trust delusions trust you intuition.

Lana sounded like the album is coming this week. She just want to make it a suprise. There is not a single reason to delay the album and push it to the end of fking cocctober. Dalulus know what the true logic means  a few post ago i said that the album is coming in 99% but my powerful mind calculated that we are just going to get the album in 100% on september 5. You bois and guhrls can trust me. DELULU KING NEVER LIE AND HIS MEANINGFUL MINDFUL CALCULATIONS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. Im even a better source of info thal all of the insIders.

I will buy the COCC only if it will come on september 5th. I won't buy an album from a liar. Maybe if she'll post something about it/release a single this week. Im just going to wait for the leak if we'll have silence this FKING LONG-AWAITED DAY! Delulu king manifests the shit. I was so excited from may to this week.

1 minute ago, Lustformoney said:

Wait nevermind, label doesnt want leaks, thats why they didnt tell qobuz the release date n they will send the albums to streaming services on september 4 just couple hours before the release, faith restored, team delusional won, we celebrate

Team Delusional knows shit. I can't wait to hear COCC on september 5. OMG IM SO EXCITED. Lana is the most reliable and trustworthy person ever. 2 DAYS GUYS!!! WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS BATTLE.