MoreCruelThanYou

Lol rip when u realize Lana has probably scrapped the truck from the LFL cover shoot for used parts by now

I just don’t understand what she doesn’t get about the fact that she can release the album, do literally zero promotion, and still enjoy her living her best baddie life and we would be able to leave her alone about the music like

I just uploaded Hawaiian Tropic, Marilyn Monroe, Live or Die version 1, and Black Beauty demo to picosong in very high quality, if anyone wants the links!

Sooo anyways at least we're one week away from June, which means we’re one week away from a new opportunity for disappointment!

Wtf is she doing w that bedazzled fingernail smh

Awww Lana finally created an account just to troll us!! Lana’s other account

I want Moby, and all your power, all your glory

I think they were talking about her IG clips as viral marketing? And the spotify ad lel

Okay there are two theories here 1 sis has TRULY lost touch w reality and is posting arbitrarily by this point & 2 we really are zeroing in on the album release (brace yourselves for the delusion peeps): she tweeted “things can change on a dime”, aka the wait she has been putting us through, then attends churchome instead of hillsong (small detail but maybe just maybe she’s listening to our dissatisfaction over hillsong) wearing that ugly Billabong “Summer Babe” sweatshirt (perhaps teasing a summer release), and now tweeting vintage Freak mv footage, which is vaguely reminiscent of the clips we’ve seen of the HIAB vid, with cryptic captions about art and her vision. Perhaps, and this is a BIG leap of faith here, the album rollout is FINALLY starting and she’s hinting at a HIAB music video release??? She did also post a throwback pic of her and the two backup dancers from the LFL video yesterday, which further hints at her and her two backup dancers for the Happiness video. Anyway, my back hurts from all this reaching. Thoughts, ladies?

She legit cant stop

Its the least Lana could do! Her not releasing HIAB is strategic homophobia and I WILL press charges

I’ll pray for you Kathi- you and that disgusting mouth of yours. God Bless

I think its, at the very least, safe to say we wont get anything else from her in May, right gays?

It did, her hair looked like she had just been surfing it honestly looked like this format Mixed w this hair and vibes And the same color scheme as the poetry book selfie she posted on IG

The tracklist had either 11 OR 18 tracks, there is no in between. The cover was just her face and her hair was beautiful and elegant yet simple and understated. I am telling you I have a psychic connection to this album and it is ALIVE and its coming. Its not a feeling, its my reality

It was beautiful, ethereal even. The cover had beigish and sea green undertones, the tracklist was full and lush, it was on itunes in all its clickable glory, no more waiting, no more pain and agony just pure unadulterated NFR We need to use meditation to bring NFR closer, picture yourself physically removing all of the obstacles in the way of the album. Repeat to yourself this mantra: the album will come... THE ALBUM WILL COME

I just imagined what its going to be like when NFR is actually out and it was pure bliss... UGHHH my mindddd

Lel when she finally releases the album and wonders why her streaming numbers are so low and realizes its bc we’ve been streaming Cinnamon on youtube for almost have a year

NFR isnt cancelled, the internalized homophobia here is real today

Does anyone else think Bel Air sounds like a Disney song?

Lana creating NFR: slutty, but then make it piano

I think she’s talking about us waiting so long and thats going to change soon

Aren’t GaGa and Taylor coming with new albums too though?? Maybe this glitch means something deeper... brb getting my clown face painted back on!

Her albums are off US iTunes as well... this is it its happening gaysssss NFR is cumminggggg

If the cover is not shot by this point… God truly help us