MoreCruelThanYou

Ohp forgive me, your Honor. Between the two of you witholding so many leaks its easy to get confused

I saw someone on SayYesToHeaven’s IG Q&A say they were going to try to trade the final version of BAR with Honeymouns for The Good Life... Here’s hoping we hear both soon! Meet Me in the Pale Moonlight bae mod note: user was warned for this post

Old LDR would honestly hate new LDR

I’m glad Lana thinks her career is a joke, but seriously enough is enough

Where did the Elle interview even come from? Why weren’t we talking about this until today???

Waiting for Lana to release NFR is honestly a lifestyle by this point

Reported xx.

Anyways, I have a feeling we still have more loss of dignity to come in this thread before we get any news

I really think Cinnamon has the capacity to be THAT BITCH with the general public

Yeah lolll remember when she said we were getting a folk EP? Also, *CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT* I don't think Yosemite actually exists... or Bartender either for that matter. Idk its just too shady that she would go through the motions of producing a song not to release it. And the way she described Yosemite as "too happy too release" it almost just seems like she's trolling. And her calling Bartender "weird"? It also just seems like a troll. Just my 2 cents, it may sound like a reach but I dont think her trolling has a limit by this point

All I'm saying is that MAC, VB, HIADT, HIAB, and Cinnamon would've made for a k i l l e r EP while we wait for the album

Lana performed at Kim's wedding lel

I really feel like Lana's insta baddie shtick, basic IG captions, and any religious leanings in MAC, etc we might be mentioning are a bigger part of a cultural critique meant to MAKE us question her behavior. I've often viewed her life and career as a performance art piece, that paradoxically exposes misogyny and other toxic structures at play in American society (for example her ironic Ultra-patriotism, "glorification" of abusive relationships, obsession w heightened glamour, which we've talked about on this thread, and the obviously unhealthy obsession with a "daddy" or father figure) Perhaps if she IS occupying a "Jesus" type role in MAC, she's doing so in a larger feminist and thought provoking context. And perhaps there's more to this whole Hillsong thing than meets the eye. Maybe (bear w me this is a BIG reach) she's infiltrating to take them down from the inside! Know thy enemy, right? It would literally be like if Father John Misty out of nowhere posted a picture with Hozier captioned "Jersey Shore Family Reunion"

Are we really on the level of going after people's mothers by this point?

Lana if she ever read this thread:

Can we please talk about how fab it is that Gramma, Mermaid Motel, Brite Lites, and Put Me in a Movie all go together in this beautiful child-like, pastel colored, and innocent fantasy in Lana's and our minds?? Also, has anyone ever figured out what is with her Coney Island obsession? Lol

"How to Disappoint"

Has LanaBoards gone too far???

Reported xx

I really think Lana wanted to buy more personal time before having to start the album cycle over again for real, so she manufactured this poetry book as a vanity project and an easy excuse to get out of releasing the album when it was done, hence why we get no real answers from her or anyone on her management team

Do you gays realize I've literally been waiting over a year for Happiness is a fuckin' Butterfly

Does anyone have a full link to te article?? Even if its in Italiano

Omfg my Italian heart is sobbing and gritting its teeth at this broken English smh

Am I the only one who still listens to all of the snippets and singles, and they all still sound fresh to me? I WISH some of my hype for this album would die so I could calm down a lil

And my psalm collection's rare I can pray most anything I'm a Hillsong baby I'm a Hillsong bayyybeee