MoreCruelThanYou

Im sorry but secret show = Lana actually putting in effort... its just not realistic

Okay i’m just going to say this once and then never again bc I’m actually bored to tears of this argument. But most of us work 9-5 jobs, some of us white collar, some of us might even have menial jobs. Idk maybe there’s like 1 or 2 ppl on here who make $300k+ a year (if u do though wtf are you doing on here) I mean not to make assumptions about anybody but yea I think its safe to assume none of us are millionaire popstars. If i am late to my job, if I take vacation just bc, if I DONT DO my job, miss deadlines, tease my customers about how my work is “coming soon” then never actually give it to them, and treat my profession overall as if its some kind of joke?? Yeah, I’m going to get fired in like two seconds flat bc I would be a business liability and it is allaround just rude and privileged af to take my source of income for granted. Now im not saying Im mad we dont have the album, im not saying Lana owes us anything. Im GENUINELY not. I dont think thats what this thread is or should be about (complaining about Lana’s work ethic) but just by GENERAL HUMAN LOGIC in what world does it make sense to make special exceptions and excuses for Lana who, at the end of the day is just a normal person who has a job just like all of us. You who say “Lana doesnt owe us anything” and defend her are actually the ones feeding into an UNHEALTHY and BS double standard stan culture that I refuse to be a part of. Ms Del rey must be held accountable for her actions, same as everyone else. And thats that on that

Desperation and stupidity are diseases for a person like you to have - And you have them.

Babe stop playing victim. Go back to your husband and cats so we can actually talk about NFR

Whats the point then darling? You’ve made like 50 and none of them make cohesive sense. And also its really unnecessary to insult people’s mental health, and cowardly to not even @ someone. Who are you directing this towards bb?? It really sounds like you might be just projecting your own feelings onto others, in which case I hope you get the help you need

I just dont understand what is even being defended anymore... lana’s right to die without us caring? No no wait... Lana’s right to not die and not have us care about it... no no thats not right either... us not being owed music by an artist who’s job it is to release music and who willingly chose to be in the spotlight as a musician?? Hmm its not really addding up...... Ahahahahahaha girl I never bitched about Lana being too alive like make it make sense hun. Go find the quote pls

There should be a thread for the people who come on here just to be social justice warriors for Lana’s integrity bc guess what?... this ain’t it.

I actually physically choked

Too soon

Not to come for you but there are plenty of songs that contradict each other on all of her albums. Is she not allowed to have a journey of self expression on NFR with multiple facets?

Basically say yes to heaven posted on Ig a screenshot of them listening to a song called “No surprises” by LDR on their phone. We all inferred that it was a Radiohead cover. Since then, Syth has backtracked, tried to tell us its not a cover, tried to tell us they never posted it, tried to tell us Honeymouns is the one who posted it, then got pedophile Eclipse to come on here and say it was fake, and that it was just some random girl’s cover (sounds unlikely to me). Either way, if its so fake they should just let us hear the damn thing! (Cue the leakers scrambling to find a girl who sounds vaguely like Lana to record a No Surprises cover so they can continue to cover their tracks)

Okay are we really going to act like Hey Blue Baby and I Must Be Stupid won’t be on the tracklist just bc she SAID so??? Hm lets see she said her poetry book was going to be $1 (ummm sounds like trolling) which obvi isnt true, she said she was going to hand deliver it to mom and pop bookshops (sorry small businesses) which would be a publicity NIGHTMARE from Interscope’s standpoint so yeah, I’m guessing that's not true, she said “top of the year” (lies upon lies), “album’s finished” (Ben & Ed both told us otherwise), and now the “two months” probable lie that we won’t even know for sure was a lie until October (which it definitely is a lie). Like are you guys sick to believe anything this person says? Liar Del Rey has run amok for far too long and its time we accepted that this is the biggest joke of an album cycle since the Shrek 3 soundtrack was released. Emotional rant over.

Eclipse is a liar and a pedophile. Next

You guys I feel really bad I have failed us. Ive been single for legit like 2 full years after being in some of the best relationships of my life. Finally I meet this guy and everything is different. When I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. He was charismatic, magnetic, electric... Anyways we did the nasty and right after I checked my IG and Lana had revealed NFR was coming in two months!!! Our sex was magic, it literally had a magnetic pull on NFR. But now I’ve messed things up w him and we’ll never get the al boom. (This is te only theory that makes cents btw) I’m so sorry girls and gays

Not Marinade the Chicken

My BIGGEST pet peeve w all of this is her acting like she’s too cool for this album, too cool for us, too cool for her career. Hon give it a rest already there are absolutely no redeeming qualities in being apathetic

I just cant wait for August and September to come and go with no album bc THIS time none of yall fuckers can say “she doesnt owe us anything”. She literally said “two months” on her own accord. No one held a gun to her head. If the album doesnt come by October, then she truly DOES owe us an explanation..... Now that being said, I am getting strong July 17th vibes for the album cover reveal. 17th or 19th ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Definitely peach or sea green

That lady deserved to go. I stan our mods

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