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One time I asked for bubble tea with pills and the lady looked at me so weird and we were silent for at least 5 seconds then I realised my mistake and was like I MEAN PEARLS. PEARLS. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH /sweat

Omg my heart is going so fast and if I was still smoking I probs would've passed out by now.

hahahahahaaha my sides~ oh man. Do you have a link for this?

Ahh try to do what you can I suppose. Good luck.

Can you hand them in late or is that the deadline :/ ?

Well as a woman, Romney's social policy instantly effects you I think was the point.

Nytimes is reporting this currently: Romney: 76 votes Obama: 65 votes

Omg lucky you. If that happens you get to say LANA PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL!!!

Just something to think about though, Romney was/is probably the most moderate out of the GOP candidates for this year which to me suggests maybe a shift in Republican core values, especially since younger generations are getting to the voting age. I know quite a few people who agree with Republican views purely on economic policy but not necessarily social views.

Nah it was revealed to be edited.

I have the tv on but I also have nytimes tabbed. Particularly this http://elections.nytimes.com/2012/results/president

Never mind he's losing Florida.

Oh shit true I misread the chart thing. Ohhh snapp.

Stay alert, this is a hunt now. So anyway, Florida and Ohio and leaning towards Obama which is actually surprising because if he wins both he'll have a really high chance of winning.

I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS. Get a jar and a piece of cardboard or a cd cover. Approach the spider. Place the jar over it. It'll freak out and run across the jar. Once it's still tilt the jar up and place the cardboard/cd over the top. Run outside. Place the jar on the ground outside. Go inside. Wait 20 mins. Jar will be empty and you will be spider free.

It's a lot less intense in Australia to be honest. I mean I'm not even American but I get anxious reading articles and checking polls. We certainly have our share of dickhead politicians and I'm kind of worried about our next election... But I'm trying to have faith in the public, you know?

Way too early to be using terms like "winning" and "losing"

Since statuses are hard to keep a track of, we need a thread to discuss everything. Which candidate do you stan for? Who's going to win? Do you have an election playlist? Are you nervous? Get excited ladies/gentlemen/kids, politics is gr8.

that is brilliant oh God. 8.3/10 Best New Name.

Thoughts on Melancholia?

Ohh okay I kind of get that. I mean of course it's very different when you're in the moment and really if you get the opportunity to see her I'd strongly recommend you take it. If not for the vocals, just to be near her because she has this energy and vibe that's really something else. Do I sound crazy? I don't know, I mean she's been my second favourite concert, right behind Leonard Cohen which is an honour as far as I'm concerned.

You think? I thought she was great live. It's very different from listening to the album for sure, but I wouldn't say she was a mess. What was your experience?

Me too, me too.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER. A$AP is such a qt ;_;