drowning mermaid

Why would this ruin her career? 

idk dude people have had their career ended for stupid small reasons before,, didn’t winona ryder get booted out of hollywood bc she shoplifted like once? it was a whole thing

well then maybe if you don't really know what you're talking about, you shouldn't talk without first doing some research, and in fact the community of color is having more job opportunities than the red-haired population, thanks to these times where "politically correct" is the trend, and I clarify, I do not do this to cause more fighting, or anything like that ...

you do actually think redheads are the most oppressed minority.. and here i thought we were having a little jokesy joke together

this will either ruin her career forever or be forgotten in 24 hours there is no in-between

guys look on the bright side,, at least no one can accuse her of being inauthentic anymore,, no way a pr team would let this shit slide. a true authentic dumbass we stan

you know what they say..

when there’s nothing left to burn..

yeah no this is definitely a hunger thing,, don’t try to tell me you don’t do this shit too when your stomach is growling. sis needs a burger. that’ll calm her right down

long ago all the fandoms lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the lana nation attacked

why are people pretending that she didn't?

 

bc she did shut them down lol

you cannot tell me you think that was a well thought out refutation of the criticism leveled at her,, i refuse to believe it

why are people on twitter pretending she shut the haters down or some shit, maybe she could’ve if she had any social awareness whatsoever but this??

if she writes an apology it would have the potential to be tone deaf in the most entertaining way possible so i’m all for it

i mean.. close enough right?? i’m a prophet

it's really not? karens are the women who get triggered for nothing

(ahh sarcasm is hard to decipher through text i’m sorry sis)

being offended at being called a karen is obviously the least karen thing she could’ve done.. round of applause for that genius move

bless her heart

sorry i’m shaking from laughter she’s so clueless

i think that’s really unfair of you bro.. like bro.. what did i do.. why are u calling me racist

but bruh.. bruh why you call me racist bruh

wow she just keeps going,, making things exponentially worse,, please someone order her food i think this is all bc she’s hungry and emotional

she snapped again

 

further proof that the letter was written in five minutes and is just a thoughtless way for her to get all her feelings out

quarantine has been rough for me too buddy don’t feel bad

i thought i had a pretty good idea of what she’s gonna do with this album before but that’s all thrown out the window now... her next album could sound like LMFAO’s music for all i fucking know

i think all redheads deserve reparations because my redheaded friend mindy was once called soulless in middle school

ok, a red-haired person is literally more minor than a colored person (I'm not belittling anyone) And I also emphasize that each person is free to say or speak about what they feel and their posture, let's also remember that Lana is a person, like us, and that we are not very perfect to say (if we even are ...)

yes.. redheads are truly the most oppressed minority.. my heart aches for them

if she writes an apology it would have the potential to be tone deaf in the most entertaining way possible so i’m all for it

her letter is truly a comedy of errors.. the way she worded it,, the time she posted it,, the people she mentioned,, the way she complimented herself,, “not not a feminist”,, the random release date at the end,, it’s all just.. solid gold

i couldn’t be this funny if i tried

lana calling herself delicate and glamorous is really funny though ngl

i aspire to have this level of self-confidence you go girl

too cowardly to commit to being an anti-feminist, too cowardly to commit to being a feminist. queen! a true enlightened centrist

Is anyone going to adress the fact that she wrote all that to kinda promote her upcoming releases?

 

i don’t think it was a good idea though,, literally four people are talking about her actual upcoming album now