drowning mermaid

tomorrow never came demo sounds amazing and i want it

its honestly just creepy

 

lana, someone who used to be an alcoholic, being taken to a beer festival is what’s really creepy here sis

 

(but sure, go on calling someone creepy for making sensible observations about a celebrity on a site where there are 90 page long threads of pure speculation about every single one of her pre-fame flings)

he doesn’t have her best interests in mind.. honestly he struck me as malicious from day fucking one. he probably called the paps the first time and now this?

UV has so many legendary songs (west coast, shades of cool, old money) but it also has the most skips for me, the choruses of black beauty, pretty when u cry and guns and roses bore me to death. nfr has higher highs and not as many lows as UV.

 

now honeymoon vs nfr on the other hand.. that’s tougher

politics are a reflection of someone’s beliefs and personality, it’s not something you can just ignore. the fact that this guy is a republican says a lot about him, most of it negative, and him being a cop just makes it extra scary because now he’s a republican in a position of power. if lana is okay with dating someone like that then it reveals a part of her personality that i absolutely despise.

 

best case scenario she’s completely unaware of his politics (un-fucking-likely) and even then she’s still dating a fucking tv cop (which is unethical as fuck btw, making entertainment out of real people getting arrested is straight up sadistic)

you have a gorgeous voice!! very captivating

the favouritism.. disgusting

 

she looked beautiful though, i’m happy her dress didn’t have ruffles in the most unflattering places

she looked so beautiful ugh aphrodite in the flesh

i took a quick look and i’m glad fiona apple, lana and lorde are so high up, they deserve it

 

(lemonade should’ve been beyoncé’s highest ranking album not “beyoncé”)

honestly? on our way sounds like a happy version of the man i love to me

i don’t know if the people defending her are rich enough to go to ten shows each year or just people who worship her so much that just seeing her figure from up close makes the price worth it for them, but either way they are a minority. most people can afford to go to one show like this every two years, and go because they expect their favorite artist to actually sing, or at the very least care enough to try and pretend to sing convincingly

 

she’s just ripping people off at this point and she can’t be bothered to better herself

grimes is no 2? i don’t listen to her enough to have a opinion on whether or not she deserves it but i was surprised

her backup dancers are so much more interesting to watch than she is and that’s a problem when it’s her fucking show. (i love ashley and alex and i don’t blame them for her lackluster performances, i’m glad they keep things lively while lana moans over the loud backing track)

maybe i’m biased because i throw a hawaiian shirt over everything, but i feel like with the beachy vibe of nfr she could start wearing outfits like hawaiian shirts with jean shorts or hawaiian shirts over simple white/black dresses. super low effort but it fits her new music better than her current obsession with grandma dresses

this is the most bizarre interview she’s ever done, half of her answers are blatantly untrue, and the other half just straight up don’t make any fucking sense,, is she speaking in tongues??

so many of you guys fantasizing about being a housewife to a guy who looks like bill clinton's embarrassing cousin. he looks like the type of guy who tells you to clean up his friend’s puke after an epic house party, whose favorite adjective to describe women is “uppity”, and who thinks it’s a good idea to wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you about how the new alex jones supplements he ordered online will make him even more irresistible to women, so watch out baby

 

oh but he has white hair so uhh.. daddy vibes y’all hahaha

he has the smug smile of a slickster and it's making my blood boil

 

i want him to stay the fuck away from lana, who’s super fucking impressionable when it comes to politics (they also obviously knew they were being photographed, which makes this whole thing seem even shadier)

miss lana continues to not understand the definition of the word persona

she’s so frustrating sometimes makes me wanna bash my head against the wall

i'm fine with either lana or fka winning this.. they deserve it

i know i’m being nitpicky and weird but i hate those shoes.. they don’t go with the dress (which i kindaaa like?) at all

i can’t take people who talk shit abt hope seriously,, like if u just don’t like piano ballads that’s fine and dandy but calling one of her best written songs trash? hmm embarrassing

i think jack is amazing at letting the personality of whoever he works with shine, rather than trying to musically “talk over” the artist, in the way that btd’s production felt like it was taking lana del rey’s original vision and wrapping cellophane around it. i’m happy that none of the songs in nfr are overproduced enough to take away from the emotionality and lana’s voice (other than htd of course, a mess)

 

personally i’d love to see jack and lana work together again, but i also think it’ll be interesting to see her to work with someone new

I just saw another list of Grammy submissions and this one is different that the first one we got.

Lana del Rey

Norman Fucking Rockwell (album): AOTY, Pop Vocal Album

Norman Fucking Rockwell (song): ROTY, SOTY, Pop Solo Perf

Doin Time: Best Music Video

Woman: AR Perf

hmmm.. i like nfr (song) don’t get me wrong but,, there were better choices to be made

Now I’m just curious and it opens my brain to more questions lmao does this mean if I sent, let’s say, you if you were in one those countries an explicit NFR album with the correct cover what would happen would you get in trouble? Would it be considered like... “contraband”?

 

ehh it’s definitely illegal but if they caught you they’d probably just throw it away and let you off with a warning. you might get jail time if you’re bringing actual pornography or music/books/movies with anti-religion sentiments though.

 

if you’re selling western media (that isn’t meant for children) in iran you could get into huge trouble tho. it’s funny actually cuz in a lot of dvd and cd stores you have to walk up to the seller, sort of signal that you want their western stuff (without actually saying it), and if they think you look “hip” and non-religious enough, they let you in the (usually dark) back room where they have crates of western albums and movies.. exciting stuff lmao you feel like you’re in a spy movie

It’s actually pretty funny lmao but why is this even a thing hahaha if you buy a physical copy is it edited then too?

if you live in iran you’re not legally able to buy albums with western music or music that features a solo female voice (it’s fine if two or more women are singing at the same time tho... for some fucking reason) this site is probably for people who are religious enough that they don’t want to see women without hijabs but not so religious to have a problem with a woman singing solo, at least that’s my guess