SweetHenny

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

Me staring at the black web-page with the password trying to open it and unravel the secret behind it

The password is "TRUMATIC" and it gives you a code to have a discount for matcha tea

Imagine if her team is just fucking with us and they are now reading this thread laughing their asses off together with Lana

IT'S COMING, GIRLS AND GAYS! (but maybe not really  )

Oh y'all still here?

Can Lana at least tweet what the ViNyl CoLoUr of NFR will be so that everyone would shut the fuck up about this?

now onto another 300 pages of ''where is she, we need news'' right after vb drops

To think that in reality it turned out to be almost 2 and a half thousand pages (counting) and almost a year of nothing girl I-

If she just released NFR as an EP of 6 songs (MAC, VB, NFR, In Your Car, Cinnamon, How to Disappear) I would die a happy gay. The absolute bare minimum that's what I ask after all of this

TLY is her worst single. Love was cute.

WOW! The absence of taste jumped out! You just do not deserve a blessing that is TLY point blank period

surprised we didnt have the "Serial Killer is gonna be on this album" and "This album is gonna be her last" theories yet

Many people here said that NFR may be her last album. At least for a while

Strangely I'm not hyped and not one bit excited about this "coming next month" announcement. My body just cannot have an ounce of trust in her. Pre-order with a date - that's how it's done! I will not fall for the foolery again

I'm so fucking over her and this album. I do not give a rat's ass about it anymore! (which in Lanaboards language 2019 means I will still be in this thread, believing every single rumor and speculation and shitposting daily)

So she didn't say anything at all about the album again? I have to laugh

cd’s have began production, my manager friend @ target says that they’ve gotten the confirmation order

I got pregnant while reading this

She looks good. Gays' tears are good for the skin

So was there really a point to resurrect this particular thread back from the dead?    Mount Doom is not as full of desperation as this place. But I keep coming back because I love all of you guys shitposting, discussing speculations and dragging Lana's ass

You, guys, really believe this fakest shit? You really never learn, don't ya?

When the rumour about March 29 appeared somewhere in December or November last year I thought that was too far away. God, how foolish I was, how young and full of hope

I mostly just know bad words

That's alright. There are so many of them anyway, you can say and express almost anything and any emotion using only them

I thought the CA song would determine when NFR was going to be released, expecting the song to be out by now. But the CA song is nowhere to be seen so why isn’t she releasing the goddamn album?!?

I hope Miley and Ariana (if they are together with Lana on the set) will strike some sense in our sis about releasing albums properly. But I think that these two pop gals do not even know her songs other than BtD ones or do not care 

 

I can't stand this сука

 

Come through the Russian language! 

So now she's busy shooting the video for the soundtrack collab. If the album was released I would be so excited and thrilled to see it, but now... When will she be busy releasing NFR?

The already international bestseller which documents a heartbreaking and brutal true story "Thousands pages of nothing: the torments of Lanaboards martyrs" soon in bookstores for 1$!

A nightmare. Literally a nightmare.gif

Well it's over.jpg

Try the chicken.gif

How to disappear.mp3

And all the other shit which is posted here daily and really describes what this thread and era are all about