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Posts posted by SweetHenny
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Well, this fucking poetry book is partly the reason this album is delayed so even if it only costs 1$ I will not order or buy it. I will not even read it. I love Lana (though not really lately because of the whole fuckery), but I can also open a dictionary, take some smart sophisticated words and compose them in a nonsensical order as if to show my rich inner world and complicated thoughts and feelings. If someone likes her poems, I'm happy for you, but it's just not my cup of tea, sorry
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Waiting for this album for me now is like waiting for Putin to support gay rights in my country. It's unrealistic af
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If she doesn't release a cover/tracklist with pre-oder or a new song in what's left of this summer, we truly lost her. The real Lana would have never betrayed her favourite season like that. She was a summer girl through and through, but in LA it's all the same for her now, apparently. I will not be surprised if she thinks that there's only been a few days (a week max) since her birthday. She deleted the calendar app from her iPhones
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Alright, I have COMPLETELY LEGIT info. A friend of my school friend's cousin's friend washes floors in Interscope office and spilled some tea. I will share it with you,guys, though I promised not to tell. Apparently he heard that the album lead single is a collab with Lana's insta-baddies friends called "Matcha Club" which just consists of the sounds of them cruelly laughing and sipping matcha tea. There's also a song "Cleansing" (feat Hillsong Choir) which is about the extermination of the gays from the face of the planet. The silent treatment she gave us during this era was actually a promo and she will later reveal that it was a way to show the world a means of how to make gays suffer. The album will be released on December 25 and will feature a Christmas painting by Norman Rockwell with the inscription "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Everyone Except Faggots!"
I'm not lying, guys, this is 100% true. You may pay me via PayPal for that info, if you want
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Here we are getting our hopes up again for nothing. We've reached the new lows. At this point we are dirty beggars, desperately trying to get a single crumb of bread from passers-by and we are truly in the winter of our lives and the fake gay leakers and insiders we meet along the road are our only summers
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Can't wait to listen to instant classics "Happiness is a Butterfly - Try to Catch It Like Every Night (Escapes From my Hands Into Moonlight)", "Cinnamon (In My Teeth) - From you Kiss (Violet, Blue, Green, Red to Keep Me Out)" and "In Your Car (In the Backseat) - I'm Your Baby (I'm a Star and I'm Burning Through You)" in 2025! Are we even ready?
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Whenever I read this thread it feels like my brain slowly being eaten by a bunch of faggots
Fixed (Lana told me to do this after Hillsong church)
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Even if this puta says "Album pre-order tmrw" I still wouldn't believe her until I see it with my own eyes up on all platforms! I absolutely don't trust her now, not a single word of hers
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Welcome to LB Art Gallery! Today we are enjoying the incredible RormanNockwell exhibiton of his true-to-life modernist paintings!
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Lana's but she doesn't have one so it's impossible even the good ol' gay way
I won't come anywhere near this puta's foul snatch
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Not everyone talking about her taking a shit in the comments to the tweet
It's what she deserves tbh
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I believe Lana when she says two months tbh
Congratulations! You've recieved an invitation for a job interview at the nearby circus. You have all the required qualifications to be our best Boo Boo the Fool clown!
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Not only the release but the sole actual existence of this album seems unrealistic for me at this point. Like we are trapped in a constant nightmare, doomed to perpetual anticipation. I cannot even picture myself listening to the full versions of the tracks, snippets of which we've heard. I'm unable to fantasize about holding the actual physical copy of "Norman Fucking Rockwell" in my hands or having it in the digital form in full on my phone. It seems to be a thing out of my wildest dreams. Like we all together made it up and it was never real. The album that never was
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Is there a possibility that Jack was recording something for his band or for someone else in the studio and Lana dropped by just to get his D during lunch break?
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'Member when this gif was the thing here? The nostalgia...
Anyway...
In your car in your car in the backseat I'm your baby
We go fast we go fast we go so fast we don't move
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Y'all remember that day when someone in this thread kept talking about how Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain? I feel like that was rock bottom for the wait for this album
The rock bottom for me was when people were discussing Jack Antonoff's dick here. Though I lowkey lived for it
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread
in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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You took the two months thing out of context
At the Ireland festival castle concert
This puta is a candle in the wind
She's bored, she's lying, she's in slumber
Kinda girl who's gonna make you wonder
Where she's and her album's been
You lose your way? Don't take her hand
She'll tell you lies about release date once and twice again
NFR's too far, not where you are, she has no plan
You - Lana stan
Lana stan