Cherry Blossom

we need to get the staff at Variety some lozenges omg

this woman pissing me off with the dr luke endorsements

streaming off to the races oh my god shes legit best artist of all time this award so well deserved

im actually shaking. i love her so much. she looks so happy, confident and sexy. i am excited for the next record, hopefully its an upbeat and fun record that includes collaborations and dirty fat meaty trap beats im ready for a reputation/ARTPOP moment.

i actually laughed

the way i was gonna say i want lana to come with her boobs out earlier as a joke but thought i'd get dragged and then she actually did

WHY DID SHE JUST SAY MIGOS OH MY GODDDDDD I CANT?????

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM CRYING SHES SO FUCKING FIERCE SLAY MY FUCKJING MOTHEROSDGAGFVHUdfbsadvfkjasdbghadsbhijhatvgijhHFASGVIUAVSTIHAWVEGHVAWERJVHAW

is this morgan wallen

then she jumps off and does that cute little skip towards the microphone, grabs it and screams UNRELEASED COLLECTION VISUAL ALBUM OUT AT MIDNIGHT, then she proceeds to punch the camera, jump back on the John Deere and run over Variety as she leaves

I am literally so bored

Variety's headquarters after this shit show

me remembering what im here for when they mention Lana once every 20 minutes

is that my speaker or is everyone getting that crinkly scratchy sound?

can you not

i want lana to arrive Gaga-Grammys-Alien-Vessel style on a John Deere

i would too if i had the chance

why are they surprised celebrities are dressed up for an award show

KERMIT IS GAY OMG BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEE DONT HIDE

KALI UCHIS

my face when i see pizza

i actually am so so so so so embarrassed like this is literally such a mess

this old guy mad because he didnt strip im so confused oh mein god

Oh my fucking god this is so clearly improvised i feel so bad.......,

'WE ASKED THEM TO SEND IN THEIR FAVOURITE SONGS FROM THIS YEAR' EVERYONE SAID SONGS FROM BEFORE 2000 BYE