Cherry Blossom

my butt hole was clenched so hard in her speech i was literally so scared of what she was going to say

what did john say

i know she did not just say wildfire wildflower THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

WHAT ??????????????????????

Olivia : I’ve been writing songs since I was 5 years old So… since yesterday?

just saw lana and avril and olivia talking. i need a punk rock triplet serve now omfggggg

every time ive seen someone post Lana's dress its been cheaper than the last source. that Blue Banisters check did not come through, maybe thats why ldr9 is so soon

white lines and bad speeches... white lines and bad speeches...

we need to get the staff at Variety some lozenges omg

this woman pissing me off with the dr luke endorsements

streaming off to the races oh my god shes legit best artist of all time this award so well deserved

im actually shaking. i love her so much. she looks so happy, confident and sexy. i am excited for the next record, hopefully its an upbeat and fun record that includes collaborations and dirty fat meaty trap beats im ready for a reputation/ARTPOP moment.

i actually laughed

the way i was gonna say i want lana to come with her boobs out earlier as a joke but thought i'd get dragged and then she actually did

WHY DID SHE JUST SAY MIGOS OH MY GODDDDDD I CANT?????

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM CRYING SHES SO FUCKING FIERCE SLAY MY FUCKJING MOTHEROSDGAGFVHUdfbsadvfkjasdbghadsbhijhatvgijhHFASGVIUAVSTIHAWVEGHVAWERJVHAW

is this morgan wallen

then she jumps off and does that cute little skip towards the microphone, grabs it and screams UNRELEASED COLLECTION VISUAL ALBUM OUT AT MIDNIGHT, then she proceeds to punch the camera, jump back on the John Deere and run over Variety as she leaves

I am literally so bored

Variety's headquarters after this shit show

me remembering what im here for when they mention Lana once every 20 minutes

is that my speaker or is everyone getting that crinkly scratchy sound?

can you not

i want lana to arrive Gaga-Grammys-Alien-Vessel style on a John Deere

i would too if i had the chance