Mer

Somewhere in the backrooms of a suburban Canadian mall, a scene straight out of m*n dot com is taking place

he’s still being questioned by Eaton Center security

may all ur usb sticks contain insurmountable viruses.

14–look at relative keyboard size

when the laptop ended up being used was an M2 MacBook Pro This wasn’t amateur hour

considering someone actually drove to a mall in a suburb in Toronto for this, I don’t think them bringing along their laptop is too much of a stretch beyond that lol

Ur new MacBook doesn’t even have a USB port that’s compatible with this love xx

I’ve already dialed the 9 and the 1

What a bad week to start taking mood stabilizers bc I’m pretty sure this would normally have me shaking and convulsing.

If this is some sort of sick joke it’s gonna be so bad for you

“they/he”, bc no one who identifies as female would be stupid enough to follow the directions of an internet stranger claiming to have exclusive Lana stuff.

You just spent 10 Pounds on long distance calling to a fucking mall in Canada, and I'm dramatic?

Agree with @Rust Dress, not to mention these are minimum wage workers who are probably already sick of actual customers' shit, let alone dealing with a twink from over the border calling them about a Lana Del Rey USB.

I know I am not one to judge, but why the fuck is this where your mind went?

when Ben Mawson ends up sharing the holding cell with the lipster bc of Canada's strict entrapment laws

No fr tho, i would not suggest anyone opening whatever's on this USB on their personal laptop lol. Take it to the library or apple store or something

In CANADA?

The USB is just gonna have coordinates to where a second hard drive with the actual song is located

Make sure to hide it in the mall bathroom and get people to go find it! Winner gets unreleased babies

sock reveal when, Rust Dress?

You took 2 and 2 and made 7 babes. Eaton Center is a mall lol. How would the public get access to the airport (if it's after security check)

The song is used as a backdrop for a furry video

This is fucking strange and borders on being downright abusive--getting people to run around a mall to find a USB with dubiously acquired files? Go j**z in a sock like a normal person who spends 17 hours a day on the internet if your ego is that bored.

She's not even gonna show up honestly lol...

Agree with all this. There are far better songs off Red than ATW, including "Treacherous", "Holy Ground", and "State of Grace". And while evermore is her best album, Red will always be my favorite and hold a very special place in my heart (not Taylor's Version tho, that can fuck off with her bored vocals).