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Um this is really embarrassing to admit but

Also I feel like it needs to be said that the entire LB staff deserve a lot of recognition this year—from accounts “suiciding” themselves, to dupes, to the whole Str*nge L*ve debacle, to the election thread, to the wedding— @Elle, @ultrabanisters, @NikoGo and @That Venice Bitch really had their work cut out for them 💀

only on chrome on iOS (but I can like posts on my Mac)

@Embach @boom like that @jimmyjimmycocoapuff 💕❤️💕❤️ thank youuuuuuu

ma’am this is a thirst thread about Luigi. Write to your local congressman or something

*like* *like* *like* (I can’t like anything on my phone since iOS 18.2 💀😭) @shadesofblue (I can’t tag anyone either) for Best Taste, Be My Daddy, and Nicest Member

Submitted. Also @Lindsay Lohan funniest member

Oh also @venice biotch for Best New Member (I honestly forget they were new, I feel like they've always been here!)

Omg thank youuuuuu bb but you have deserved this award every year. Always serving

Nominating @Dark Angel for Veteran Member and Most Active @shadesofblue for Be My Daddy @Elle for Lipster of The Year @NikoGo for Peace Keeper @Embach for Status Updater

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TBH a pre-order would be more major bc at least that means something is actually coming 💀

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Imagine your dad just got murdered and everyone wants to fuck his assassin openly 😭💀

I literally think they look IDENTICAL omfg. But also that guy has been my crush for so long 😭💀

Tell me I’m wrong. Like. The eyebrows

If you warn me for this I’m suing you personally for entrapment.

I don’t think I’m allowed to share the name but he looks so much like a gay adult star 😭

I met Jeremy at the boat show, he was wearing white And I was like “Trump might be in trouble” I had flashes of the good life He was like “should I repost this election conspiracy now or do it on the double?”

My brain reads the acronym “TRPWS” as “throw ups”

This is such BS bc he knows they can’t. Statute of Limitations in NY is 20 years, and this happened in 2000. He’s saying this so he can make a big deal out of it being a civil case and not a criminal one, even though that’s the only option for the alleger.

It’s been reposted, added it to my post. Seems like a coke rant lmao

Jay Z’s statement “My lawyer received a blackmail attempt, called a demand letter, from a "lawyer" named Tony Buzbee. What he had calculated was the nature of these allegations and the public scrutiny would make me want to settle. No sir, it had the opposite effect! It made me want to expose you for the fraud you are in a VERY public fashion. So no, I will not give you ONE RED PENNY!! These allegations are so heinous in nature that I implore you to file a criminal complaint, not a civil one!! Whomever would commit such a crime against a minor should be locked away, would you not agree? These alleged victims would deserve real justice if that were the case.” https://x.com/rocnation/status/1865917852542247358?s=46

Oprah next please. The amount of sexual predators that woman has been friends with is absurd.