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When Love Story TV became Shazam-able, it was released the following day. However, Wildest Dreams TV was shazam-able and wasn’t released for a whole 5 months after. It’s arbitrary, I wouldn’t read much into it. She probably knows we know it’s coming this year and just wants to fuck with us lol.

Great, now quit whining about it on a Lana Del Rey forum and put your convictions to use by fighting for your rights by writing to your local representative and volunteering.

year of the snake doesn’t start until the 29th (Chinese New Year)

I think ppl are shocked when they learn other people’s entire lives don’t revolve around politics…it’s a very “online” thing, imo lol.

Maybe she goes by the Chinese Calendar? Or the Arabic one? Those new years aren’t until later 💀

Not including the party playlist—“Intro (End Of The World)” by Ariana

Oh please Shah’s total executions during his rule was ~300. The US kills more ppl in a year 🙄

He did the opposite of protecting the Shah. In fact, even Reagan said it during the debate: https://youtu.be/G5Ae5FRHH0k?si=SFRbwGIg7LXnlJLa

🚴 = Sylvan Adams 🧣 = Taylor Swift 🐦 = Elon Musk 🍯 = Xi Jingping (Winnie The Pooh) Its a list of billionaires who are bank rolling the secret project

Why are you writing this as if LB is stan twitter?

Perched to see Trump, Clinton, Obama, Biden and Harris all at the funeral LMAO

This H1-B issue dividing Tech MAGA and Stupid MAGA is literally GOLD for dems, but I know they'll somehow screw it up again--because they'd rather chew off their own right foot than take any stance that may even partially appear as "populist".

Thank youuuu @Waimea Bay & @venice biotch

They don't care. Just like all the naturalized immigrants who also support him, now that they got what they want, it's "screw everyone else, I don't want my tax dollars paying for it"

When Jack gives it the same production he gave Wacced Out Murals

Even if the screenshot’s real—what info do you think an Italian store putting up a placeholder will have like…

the question mark after “21/05 2025” 💀💀 They know as much as we do

I cook-a da meatball

All this drama over an album that probably isn’t even in production at the vinyl plant yet

Can’t believe the Italians are so closely monitoring LanaBoards dot com at 1am on Dec. 27th.

It’s because the person who doctored that screenshot couldn’t figure out how to edit the code using “inspect element” for the “2 LP” tag

it says “Roses Bloom 👍 For You” right under the album cover placeholder

There’s a January 6th joke ripe for the picking here—but I’m too hungover to find it 💀

95-105k Ocean Blvd. just felt like a moment idk if it was just the super cunty aesthetic of the album cover (which TRPWS doesn’t seem to have) or A&W, but even my non Lana-Stan friends were tuned in.

Wake me up when the first single comes in February 💀